headphones

Some Things Are Best Enjoyed Alone

First World Pity

Tangled Up in Blue

The Preferred Term Is "Doff"

Strangers, Y U No Understand This?

I'd Like to Speak On the (Scratched) Record

Go Awaaaaaaay

The Bass Just Sounds So Much Better, Probably!

While Listening to the Same Song on Repeat

Keep on Rollin'

Time to drop another 60 bucks on new earbuds...

Now to Put on My Favorite Albu... Crap

Might as Well Have Ripped My Ears Off

Whatever, Sounds Fine

They're Big and Clunky Already

Admit it, you had your headphones on when you read this.