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The Entire Final Destination Franchise Explained (By A Guy Cheating Death And Cooking Spaghetti)

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A classic franchise, pasta, and a little trademark suspense. What more could you ask for? Final Destination is long overdue the Cracked treatment, which Jordan Breeding does his best with even with the looming threat of his own mortality hung over his head. All five movies get a blow-by-blow analysis that would be impressive even if he wasn't outsmarting death himself at the same time. Although admittedly, it does come at the expense of the noodles.
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Creative Horror Stories Written In Just Two Sentences

Short and sweet.
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Woman Tries To Make Ant Farms Meet, Ends In Colonial Horror Show

Brutal.
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Two-Sentence Scary Stories That Tease The Imagination

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Michael Myers Makes One Kid’s Slasher Dreams Come True In Adorable Video

An unconventional role model to say the least.
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horrifying roommates | thumbnail text - HatcheeMalatchee · 8h Not me, but a friend of mine's neighbors burned down their family farm after they asked them not to hunt on their property and then they came over and gloated as they were standing there watching it smolder. "Gee, wonder who done that. Shit has a bad way of happening to people who don't get along with me."

Horrifying Neighbors That Will Forever Haunt Our Nightmares

We're so scared
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Journalist Gets Roasted After Claiming Horror Movies Can't Be Set In Space

Guess she hasn't seen 'Event Horizon'
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This Week's Collection Of 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets

Nightmare roomies
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Tumblr Thread: Neighbor Steve and The Abominations

Suburban life is complicated.
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Creepy twitter story about kid discovering stranger in his kitchen, later the dude dies in the walls of the house, smells, maggots | Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix One night May 81 ordered Fish Shrimp House waited until everyone asleep crept downstairs eat leftover sweet n'sour pork. took forever finally stepped into totally dark den let down my guard. All sudden heard fork click on counter froze microwave clock light showed outline man sitting at kitchen counter can't explain terrifying is

Eerie Twitter Story About Kid Sneaking Food & Discovering Trespasser

Brace yourself for the heebie jeebies.
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Twitter users document their psycho roommate stories | thumbnail text - jake @jakehovan Today is the 1 year anniversary of my past psycho roommate throwing the fish tank in the middle of the street at 3 AM in a blacked out rampage 7:38 PM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets Of The Week (March 15, 2020)

Watch your back
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Funny Twitter Thread Reveals The Stupidity of Horny Guys in Horror Movies

Who knew men were so easy to manipulate?
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The Sexiest Sex Scenes in Horror Films Before The Characters Get Killed | thumbnail text - One of the most iconic sex scenes in horror is from this movie because the guy says those seven special words that every woman dreams of hearing from her man: "you got the perfect nipple placement, baby." It's a good thing that perfectly- nippled gal gained the masculine approval we all crave so that she can die happy when she gets slashed by Jason later in the film.

The Sexiest Sex Scenes in Horror Films Before The Characters Get Killed

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Twitter Is Getting Into The Spooky Spirit With 'Fake Scary Movie Facts'

Got 'em.
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28 Horror Movie Memes For Spooky Season

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Dark & Creepy Memes For Spooky Season

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