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Young eagle spotted tiredly swimming miles offshore, sailor offers him a towel and helps the eagle ride to shoreline, sailor says: ‘He lives to fly another day’
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Mom forbids 18-year-old from continuing birthday restaurant tradition because of stepdad and stepsibling's allergies, he books the restaurant for him and his sister anyway: 'I told her I didn't need them there'
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Car dealership loses a $52,000 sale after manager refuses to honor the deal his own salesman put in writing, all over a $300 difference: 'I'm sure it's a trick, you're going to let $350 lose this deal?'
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Parents demand nanny begin no-diaper potty training with 18-month-old who spends 10 hours a day in her home: 'They're adamant it'll take 3 days'
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Dad discourages Mom from taking 2 business trips because he'll have to take care of their 6-month-old baby 3-4 times a night: 'He feels it’s unfair to leave him responsible for overnight care while I’m gone.'
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