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Funny senior yearbook quotes | ear everything boy with big ears dressed in a tuxedo | Don't use stupid lumber jack photo Mom photo of a person in an orange tank top and jean shorts and a usa flag bandanna around their forehead holding a branch over their shoulder

Funny Senior Quotes that Passed with Flying Colors

Puns and memes that are literal and technically true | funny tweet Donny Electric @DonnyElectric saw my boy across bar tell some girl he travels work man delivers pizza

Dumb and Clever Jokes that are Literal and Accurate

Funny mitch hedberg jokes | My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says Mitch, don't use liquor as crutch can't use liquor as crutch because crutch helps walk.

Classic Mitch Hedberg Jokes That Just Hit Right

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Tumblr Adds Dumb Suggestions to List of Foreplay Activities

Funny meme about how the foo fighters are protecting society from foo

So Brave

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The Instagram Account Dedicated To Eye-Rolling Dad Jokes

Stories of pranks people did | molnarg1102 72.9k points 18 hours ago Two my friends have never met eachother. Before they spoke told both them other is bit deaf. They shouted at eachother few minutes before they realized an asshole.

Sinister Pranks People Pulled Off

Jokes and memes for dads and about them | Every girls weakness: bottom half of a man in jeans and sneakers. man cheering from outside a window as a woman is getting interviewed: MY WIFE DOING ANYTHING

Dad Memes That Go Father Than Ever Before

Fun mailboxes that are made to look like other things | atm machine shaped like a game boy console. mail box shaped like a person riding a bike with the door situated on the butt

Weird and Cool Mailboxes that Deliver the Goods

Silly jokes from twitter | tweet by brendohare will have 4 blueberry muffins dinner please DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us having them dinner

Funny Tweets as Sweet as Treats

The differences in different cultures food according to tumblr | thirdtimecharmed american recipes: buy these three cans stuff and put them pan congrats cooked. altonzm french recipes: if not making this paris then 's point. fuck italian recipes: use left leg meat pig one three farms this specific area tuscany, or this day my grandmother will begin manifesting

Tumblr Thread Dives into Peculiarities of Recipes in Different Cultures

Person trolls vegan by telling them they eat meat on an annual cheat year | Just like ur vegan well mean have annual cheat year so Ok 's even worse Wait annual

Vegan Trolled with Concept of Annual Cheat Year

Texts from dads after being told their kid put olive oil in their car | tweet by thedad Text dad this now 's makin weird sounds Post replies. IMPORTED 100% Pure Olive Oil. 100% Pure Olive Oil IMPORTED put oil my car and now 's makin weird sou nds? Does sound like olives can Lol Delivered Now have drain olive out

Dads Respond to Being Told Their Kid Put Olive Oil in their Car

Dad jokes, puns and stupid jokes | reallyfunnyshortjokes got words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused. Now hot water with Japanese mafia. flowisaconstruct didn't want like ButI did.

A Ration of Puns to Satiate Those Wordplay Cravings

Dumb and silly puns jokes and memes | knifenymph change does not come place comfort aquareaper3 find pennies and nickels my couch all time, so don't know are talking about

Dumb Moments and Clever Jokes That Are Technically Accurate

Funny dad jokes and dad memes | Person - Not Evan @actuallynotevan ur dad finds ur extensions Twitter actuallynotevan | Animal - airhead mere @merestromb Got my dad's house and he showing all food he has snack on and he goes "and have guacamole ball s guacamole ball ask? well will tell an avocado. He has an avocado.

Rad Dad Memes to Achieve Dad Dreams

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18-year-old refuses to invite his parents to his high school graduation because they favored his 4 younger siblings over him for his whole life: 'I got tickets for my grandparents instead'

18-year-old refuses to invite his parents to his high school graduation because they favored his 4 younger siblings over him for his whole life: 'I got tickets for my grandparents instead'

‘I regret moving in’: Unemployed neighbors with 9 kids ruin first-time homeowner’s dream, turning his yard into a dumping ground, blasting music until sunrise, and letting their kids turn his property into a daily demolition site

‘I regret moving in’: Unemployed neighbors with 9 kids ruin first-time homeowner’s dream, turning his yard into a dumping ground, blasting music until sunrise, and letting their kids turn his property into a daily demolition site

32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"

32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"

Rental car company tries to charge customer $91 for extra day despite turning in car 10 minutes early: 'If I'm getting charged an extra day, I'm using it'

Rental car company tries to charge customer $91 for extra day despite turning in car 10 minutes early: 'If I'm getting charged an extra day, I'm using it'

Experienced employee gets asked to train the new hire, leading him to discover the trainee is earning a higher salary: ‘I was honestly surprised the pay was this good for an entry-level gig’

Experienced employee gets asked to train the new hire, leading him to discover the trainee is earning a higher salary: ‘I was honestly surprised the pay was this good for an entry-level gig’

21-year-old grows tired of babysitting unruly 4-year-old niece and siblings, sister retaliates by cancelling 4th July celebrations: 'I explained to her that it isn't my responsibility'

21-year-old grows tired of babysitting unruly 4-year-old niece and siblings, sister retaliates by cancelling 4th July celebrations: 'I explained to her that it isn't my responsibility'