lawyer

Never play tag with a personal injury lawyer's cat.

My Client has nothing to add, except that he has never even seen the hamster formerly known as "Mr. Cuddles"

I'z advised my client not to answer on da grounds he may increni,. . . insemi . . . imcrimsa . . On da grounds dat he mite get in trubble

DIVORCE LAWYERS

She Has a Point...

You Just Got the Full Lawyering, Madame

It'll Be Like You're Roommates!

Lawyered

Divorce Is In The Air

I have a friend

If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.

corgi c. corgster

The dog informs me that he gets treats for merely sitting. This is a clear case of discrimination and unfair payment practices. My lawyer will be contacting you for a renegotiation of our current contract. In the meantime I am sitting, therefore reward

Probably Bad News: Smuggling FAIL

I may LOOKS helpless

Great Lawyer WIN