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A lion knows never to play poker with a leopard, they're all cheetahs. These catty kings of the Savanna are punny as anything and just chomping at the bit to flow across your screen. So before you flip on Animal Planet, check out some of the best hilarious lion jokes and memes around.

Where is your car now?

White Lion Yawn

White Lion Yawn

*Trumpet Fanfare*

DIDN'T THINK SHE'D JUMP THAT HIGH WHEN I GOOSED HER

*Trumpet Fanfare*

DIDN'T THINK SHE'D JUMP THAT HIGH WHEN I GOOSED HER

YOU JUST GOTTA PICK YOURSELF UP, DUDE

Ai Iz a Lion Nao

YOU JUST GOTTA PICK YOURSELF UP, DUDE

Manimals: DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT YOURSELF, BRO

Excuse me, Ma'am. I can take little screaming one in the back seat off your hands...No trouble...Just roll down the window and toss it out.

Excuse me, Ma'am. I can take little screaming one in the back seat off your hands...No trouble...Just roll down the window and toss it out.

And You Thought the Animal Puns Were at Their End

Aw. Big Kitty.

...Chooo!