literalism

The Flavor Will Teleport Your Taste Buds

Far Worse Than Being Forever Alone

WMDs

Thanks for Deciphering This One for Me, Google

How to Put An Al Dente in Your Math Homework

How to Get a Hot Date

The Pit and the Pendul-UM.

It's the Thought That Counts, Right?

It's Hard to Catch a Break When You're a Man On the Run

DAT HAIR

I tried drowning my sorrows, but it isn't easy holding someone's head in the toilet with these stubby paws.

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanoe!

Chill Out Guys; It's Perfectly Normal!

You're Both Adorable.

The Patron Saint of Bikini Bottom

So Much Pun: You Know He'll Be a Quality Employee