lolcats

Juss drop me at da ER. Fur sum reezon my ulcer is actin up.

Cant sleep blankt iz too loud

Getting to gnaw you...

Happy cat is happy ...also probably drunk

Dear Sir or Madam we are glad to tell you that ,

your offering does not pleez me, dog.

U may showfur me around now.

Listen, I can stand here all day, but you have to get ready for work soon. If you don't clean out my litterbox before you leave, you won't be wearing those new pumps you're just crazy about - EVER.

and teh three wyze men brot gold, frankensense n purr

Oh, K'istmaz Tree. Oh, K'istmaz Tree. Ur orn-a-mintz are his-toe-ry.

Itteh bitteh kitteh naiborhud watsh committeh

Following mai dreams

aifinkso.

wat r we lookin at again?

PATIENCE

Well HERE'S your problem!