lying

Bob believed that Fluffy was dieting perfectly until one day he came home from work early

And then he dug up your favorite bush, and after that he chewed on the garden hose, and chased the neighbors cat.....

I'm Sure They Have Loads of Sympathy For You

Even The Cyber Police Has Rookies

Way I figger... i lay on legs, he no go.

No, the hangover is not too bad. Is that my coffee? Could you find me my sunglasses? And could you possibly not breath so loud?

No no, it's fascinating Do continue

I won an Olympic gold medal for the Marathon

Of course I'm not up to anything. ....would you mind taking two steps to the left and holding still for a moment?

Lying Door WIN

Now, whoz you gonna beelieve? Me - Or yor lyin eyz?

I iz not talkin to u u said "park" not "vet"

Acting Like Animals: You've Got Something on Your Nose...

Acting Like Animals: Dude, Get Out of the Road!

the dog jumped. i saw everything. very sad. he'd been depressed for quite a while, you know.

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