If you're over the age of 30 and you're still bragging about how many natty lights you can throw down, it might be a good time to rethink what you're bringing to the table.
Eggless omelette recipes on Google.
It's too cute!
If jaywalking were as delicious as a chicken omelette, the cars wouldn't be able to drive for all the people in the road. Not to compare jaywalking to eating a mother with its young, but still.
My momma always told me you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
was dey reddy 2 b broked?