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Parent Hires Private Investigator To Check Out Nanny

This parent asked the people of Reddit whether or not they were in the wrong for hiring a private investigator to look into their nanny. Some folks are suggesting that this was a gross violation of the nanny's privacy, while other folks offer nothing but understanding for wanting to know the background of the person looking after your kids. 

Parent hires a private investigator to look into children's nanny.
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Son Outsmarts Sticker Reward System

This kid is going places. It's remarkable what a human being is capable of when it comes to outsmarting the system, and finding those shortcuts. 

Funny story about son outsmarting a sticker reward system.
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Children Of Strict Parents Tweet Their “Weirdest Rules” Growing Up

When you grow up, you assume that everything your parents say is true. After all, adults know everything, right? All those rules you had imposed on you that might have seemed slightly weird at the time, you just took as a given. It's only once you grow up and discuss them with other adults that you realize how fricken weird they were! A tweet asking people who had strict parents what the "weirdest rule they had growing up" was, has revealed some hilarious and weird practices that will either make you feel like you're not alone or be grateful that your parents weren't THIS weird! 

people tweet rules from strict parents growing up - cover pic tweet I could have action figures with no guns and no print on my tshirts | Kyle BLM @SpaceLeftEmpty Replying The_Dingus_Khan could have action figures but if they came with guns, all those went into trash. Absolutely no t-shirts with any kind print on them or name brand shoes because won't allow be walking billboard
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 13, 2020)

Parenting is both challenging and rewarding—and sometimes very, very funny.

Take these tweets from moms and dads, for example. 

While reading them, some of you may cry, laugh but most of all, feel like they were written about you. 

Don't forget to check our last week's list of parenting jokes, if you have missed it.  

  



Funniest parenting tweets | WTFDAD @daddydoubts Sure own kids are annoying, but have ever met other people's kids? 5:33 pm 4 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 241 Retweets and comments 1.2K Likes >
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Twitter Thread: A Speech-Language Pathologist's Affirming Experience

When Rachel R. Romeo found herself seated on a flight next to a kid with severe nonverbal autism, she proceeded to use her skillset to help the kid communicate with another human being. Ultimately, that's what we're all looking for: that connection with other human beings. What a beautiful application of her skills in a real world scenario that called for it. 

A speech pathologist helps out autistic kid on flight | Rachel R. Romeo @RachelRRomeo just had such an affirming experience. On my 8hr intl flight back conference sat next father/son broken English father began apologize/ warn his ~10 yr-old son had severe nonverbal autism, and this would like be difficult journey. 1/
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Ecards To Remind You Of The Joys Of Parenting

Parenting is a hoot. Right? I mean why else would people keep having kids? Frankly, it beats me. If only parents were a little more honest with how they felt most of the time, i.e. sleep-deprived, irritated, and covered in baby vomit. these ecards are pretty upfront with how some parents view parenthood, but how many of them do you relate to?

ecard about the constant battle between going to bed to catch up on sleep or staying awake to get alone time | Parenting is constant battle between going bed catch up on some sleep or staying awake finally get some alone time. somee cards
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Parenting Tidbits For The Tired & Out Of Patience

Parenting is exhausting when things are totally normal. The whining, the tears, the screaming, the tantrums. Parenting during a pandemic when you can't even send your minions to school for a break? Let's be real: it's the pits. These memes might help you laugh at the ordeal. We're in this together. 

Funny memes, parenting memes, parenting tweets, dank memes, kids, raising kids | Parent This is serious. Are Listening Kid dinosaur noises michael scott the office | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Last night, my 3 year old kicked during tantrum. As tucked him bed later, he apologized never kick again he said, pulling closer and kissing my cheek Just do exactly tell do and 'l never have kick again My son is mobster.
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Tumblr Thread: Wholesome Mother's Parenting Strategy For ADHD

This quick and informative Tumblr thread shares some strategies adopted by a wholesome mother for raising her kids with ADHD. Stepping outside to chop some wood does sound like a great way to blow off some steam, and recenter oneself if that brain starts racing around. If you're looking for more fun stuff from Tumblr, check out this gallery of Brits and Americans repeatedly clashing on Tumblr.

Wholesome Tumblr thread about parenting kids that have ADHD | good-ho-mens S good-ho-mens just informed by my mom do fact have ADHD and reason thought didn't because ever since seven whenever got super energetic my mom would have go chop wood so now l'm feeling ADHD go chop wood and thought just some sort routine started little and wanted blow off steam
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 5th, 2020)

Parenting is hard work. 

Luckily, there are always some experienced (and funny ) moms and dads who are tweeting how they handle their everyday struggles so that beginners will know what to expect. 

Or at least amuse them while they're drowning in diapers.



Funniest parenting tweets | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Self-confidence is my four year old asking turn off ceiling fan so he can show high he jumps. 4:40 pm 1 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 253 Retweets 1.7K Likes >
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Twitter Thread: Judgmental Dad Gets Roasted

Dad was out of line, but fortunately the good folks of Twitter were ready to put him in check. Hopefully dad was able to hear the critical feedback with an open heart. 

A judgmental dad gets roasted by people on Twitter | Jesse Kelly Follow @JesseKellyDC at Lego robotics tournament my oldest and never seen this many depressed fathers one place all thinking Other kids play football
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Fifty Amusing Tweets That Are Dripping With Wit

There are a lot of funny people in this world. But there's a special place in our hearts for the individuals who manage to pack chuckle-worthy wit into a 280 character tweet. This gallery of tweets is filled with loads of that admiration-worthy humor, and is perfect for any bored soul with a desire for instantly gratifying comedy. 

Funny tweets, relatable tweets, twitter memes, self-deprecating tweets, laziness, sex, sexy tweets | beige chyna @boyswearmugler [after sex] guy: wow great had screaming entire time sorry im afraid dark 7/18/18, 11:39 AM 13.8K Retweets 69.8K Likes >
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Mother Ignoring Her Kid Makes For The Perfect Distracted Meme

We don't know about y'all, but we think learning to swim as kids was straight-up terrifying, so this meme brings back some unfortunate feelings. But on a lighter note, it's being used to make fun of times when something important gets blatantly ignored. Check out Know Your Meme for more examples!

Funny dank memes entitled, "Mother Ignoring Kid Drowning" | Reopening Florida COVID-19 cases @memebase 130,000 US deaths | @memebase Billionaires and corporations getting huge tax breaks government Millions Americans who can't pay their rent during lockdown
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22 Hysterical Snaps Of Kids Having Total Meltdowns Over Mundane Things

If you're on the fence about having kids, you might want to take a peak at these Snapchat pics, which we think serve as the best form of birth control around. They say parenting is tough, but no one is truly prepared for the multitude of totally pointless meltdowns that will inevitably ensue.

kids having meltdowns over mundane things | He can't get down crying child sitting inside a truck wheel | cooking her eggs instead feeding them her raw small child reaching for the camera
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Mother Ignoring Her Kid Makes For The Perfect Distracted Meme

We don't know about y'all, but we think learning to swim as kids was straight-up terrifying, so this meme brings back some unfortunate feelings. But on a lighter note, it's being used to make fun of times when something important gets blatantly ignored. Check out Know Your Meme for more examples!

Funny dank memes entitled, "Mother Ignoring Kid Drowning" | Reopening Florida COVID-19 cases @memebase 130,000 US deaths | @memebase Billionaires and corporations getting huge tax breaks government Millions Americans who can't pay their rent during lockdown
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