Today's objective? Keep the tiny human alive and happy

don't ask how we're doing

Some men need to be told twice

She said, "I'll show you negative"

She's out of control

Not pink...

They will grow up one day...they will grow up one day...

There are some trials and tribulations that parents just have to watch their kids go through. Ill-advised bangs, unsightly fashions, and a goofy minimum wage first job are some of the classic ‘trials' that every teenager needs to learn about through experience. But when that goofy part-time job starts becoming exploitative, it's time for Mama Bear's gloves to come off.

Nobody's satisfied

What a wild ride this whole parenting thing turned out to be.

“My mom is my best friend.” -Baby Spice

This listicle is so Punny! But you know what's funny? The fact that when we were kids, and also when we were teenagers, we used to groan and cringe whenever our dads told a particularly bad dad joke . And now that we are parents ourselves, we can't help but tell the same stupid jokes to our kids, who groan and cringe just like we did. And it's not that our sense of humor changed once we became parents, The truth is that we always found these jokes funny, we just found our parents cringy! Want s…

immune to all things gross

He's outta there

Full-time breakdown

This listicle is so Punny! But you know what's funny? The fact that when we were kids, and also when we were teenagers, we used to groan and cringe whenever our dads told a particularly bad dad joke . And now that we are parents ourselves, we can't help but tell the same stupid jokes to our kids, who groan and cringe just like we did. And it's not that our sense of humor changed once we became parents, The truth is that we always found these jokes funny, we just found our parents cringy! Want s…