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Meowmoirs: November 13, 2020 The Light Squares

Studying his new environment, Earnie begins noticing that, even though they pay a lot of attention to him, they don't always pay attention to him when he wants them to. Why? Light squares - i.e. the TV, the computer and the phones. He both hates and loves them. 

Meowmoirs: laptops are heaters, and phones are haters. 

Read about Earnie's love/hate relationship with the strange squares of light that the humans spend hours staring at. He's been trying to figure out their uses and only managed to figure out some. 

Read last week's entry that's all about 'the chamber of water' (the bathroom) here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

the sixth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about the cat's reaction to tvs laptops and phones thumbnail includes a picture of a cat laying its head on a laptop the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: The Light Squares November 13, 2020 The more effective way of using it would be to indeed sit CANHAS CHEEZ BURGER on it... It keeps my behind wonderfully toasty.'
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Company Demands to Speak to Deaf Woman on the Phone

If you thought dealing with a telecom company under normal circumstances was a hassle, you've gotta hand it to this phone representative who would only speak to the account holder no matter the reality of the situation. Sometimes company reps get too caught up in their own BS, like this company that tried selling printing supplies to a printing company.

Company rep tries talking to deaf sister on phone | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/hoginlly Sorry have speak with account holder Another post on here reminded this story actually happened my sister call her Amanda few years ago, there big sporting event my family all wanted get together and watch decided all get together my sister's house watch She needed upgrade her TV package include more sports channels, which she able do online, on TV providers website.
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Company Demands to Speak to Deaf Woman on the Phone

If you thought dealing with a telecom company under normal circumstances was a hassle, you've gotta hand it to this phone representative who would only speak to the account holder no matter the reality of the situation. Sometimes company reps get too caught up in their own BS, like this company that tried selling printing supplies to a printing company.

Company rep tries talking to deaf sister on phone | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/hoginlly Sorry have speak with account holder Another post on here reminded this story actually happened my sister call her Amanda few years ago, there big sporting event my family all wanted get together and watch decided all get together my sister's house watch She needed upgrade her TV package include more sports channels, which she able do online, on TV providers website.
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Company Demands to Speak to Deaf Woman on the Phone

If you thought dealing with a telecom company under normal circumstances was a hassle, you've gotta hand it to this phone representative who would only speak to the account holder no matter the reality of the situation. Sometimes company reps get too caught up in their own BS, like this company that tried selling printing supplies to a printing company.

Company rep tries talking to deaf sister on phone | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/hoginlly Sorry have speak with account holder Another post on here reminded this story actually happened my sister call her Amanda few years ago, there big sporting event my family all wanted get together and watch decided all get together my sister's house watch She needed upgrade her TV package include more sports channels, which she able do online, on TV providers website.
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Company Demands to Speak to Deaf Woman on the Phone

If you thought dealing with a telecom company under normal circumstances was a hassle, you've gotta hand it to this phone representative who would only speak to the account holder no matter the reality of the situation. Sometimes company reps get too caught up in their own BS, like this company that tried selling printing supplies to a printing company.

Company rep tries talking to deaf sister on phone | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/hoginlly Sorry have speak with account holder Another post on here reminded this story actually happened my sister call her Amanda few years ago, there big sporting event my family all wanted get together and watch decided all get together my sister's house watch She needed upgrade her TV package include more sports channels, which she able do online, on TV providers website.
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Company Demands to Speak to Deaf Woman on the Phone

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Company rep tries talking to deaf sister on phone | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/hoginlly Sorry have speak with account holder Another post on here reminded this story actually happened my sister call her Amanda few years ago, there big sporting event my family all wanted get together and watch decided all get together my sister's house watch She needed upgrade her TV package include more sports channels, which she able do online, on TV providers website.
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Company Demands to Speak to Deaf Woman on the Phone

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Company rep tries talking to deaf sister on phone | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/hoginlly Sorry have speak with account holder Another post on here reminded this story actually happened my sister call her Amanda few years ago, there big sporting event my family all wanted get together and watch decided all get together my sister's house watch She needed upgrade her TV package include more sports channels, which she able do online, on TV providers website.
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People Let Their Keyboards Autocomplete Apologies, Funny Twitter Thread

I think everyone can admit that technology has essentially taken over our lives, and we are now ruled by our phones. And it's not just the younger generation; it's all of us, whether we like to admit it or not. But for all the good that technology does, one thing it can't do is express real human emotion, however much it may try. And autocomplete certainly does try. I'm sure we can all count on two hands the number of times autocorrect has f*cked us over in a text conversation? Twitter user @NihachuEatsCats put this to the test and Tweeted, "type "I'm sorry for being" and let your keyboard finish it for you." The results, were of course, bizarre. Check some of them out below.

funny twitter thread of people letting their keyboards autocomplete their apologies | Text - Karma @OniRevenant Im sorry for being so late to the other penis party ash @NihachuEatsCats · Sep 17 type "I'm sorry for being" and let your keyboard finish it for you
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Cats guide to ignoring a hooman call:

 If they call you directly: walk away. If they call you by phone: pick up the phone, and then walk away

This gem of a video recently popped up on the YouTube timeline and we figured it would be a good time to revisit this classic moment. 

This video was taken in 1994, so for those who don't know what a landline phone looks like -- this is it right here! When the cat's owner used to come home, the phone would be off the hook with no explanation. 

Turns out, her cat, Pumba, couldn't stand the sound of that continuous ring and will often disable the sound by answering the phone. 

All we can say is that is one smart cat. 

It is added at the bottom of the video's description that Pumba had sadly passed away in 2011, but thanks to YouTube, "he lives to entertain us."

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Cheating Ex Tries To Land Partner With Phone Bill, Mom Intervenes

Those cheaters never win. In this case, we have a cheating ex who tried to land their poor partner with a hefty phone bill. Well, soon as mom heard wind of her son's immoral antics she handled the situation quickly. Getting the money back was nice, but you can't put a price on the value of having that last laugh. Good for them. 

Cheating ex tries to land their partner with a hefty phone bill, so the mom gets involved | r/pettyrevenge u/captainduckworth 20d Join 1 Cheating ex tried land with huge phone bill so ratted his mother This good few years ago now but still puts smile on my face been relationship with guy (let's call him Steve) who seemed super nice on surface but turned out be pretty manipulative and habitual cheater.
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Cheating Ex Tries To Land Partner With Phone Bill, Mom Intervenes

Those cheaters never win. In this case, we have a cheating ex who tried to land their poor partner with a hefty phone bill. Well, soon as mom heard wind of her son's immoral antics she handled the situation quickly. Getting the money back was nice, but you can't put a price on the value of having that last laugh. Good for them. 

Cheating ex tries to land their partner with a hefty phone bill, so the mom gets involved | r/pettyrevenge u/captainduckworth 20d Join 1 Cheating ex tried land with huge phone bill so ratted his mother This good few years ago now but still puts smile on my face been relationship with guy (let's call him Steve) who seemed super nice on surface but turned out be pretty manipulative and habitual cheater.
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Cheating Ex Tries To Land Partner With Phone Bill, Mom Intervenes

Those cheaters never win. In this case, we have a cheating ex who tried to land their poor partner with a hefty phone bill. Well, soon as mom heard wind of her son's immoral antics she handled the situation quickly. Getting the money back was nice, but you can't put a price on the value of having that last laugh. Good for them. 

Cheating ex tries to land their partner with a hefty phone bill, so the mom gets involved | r/pettyrevenge u/captainduckworth 20d Join 1 Cheating ex tried land with huge phone bill so ratted his mother This good few years ago now but still puts smile on my face been relationship with guy (let's call him Steve) who seemed super nice on surface but turned out be pretty manipulative and habitual cheater.
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Worst Notifications People Received Whilst Someone Had Their Phone

We all know that feeling of absolute terror when someone sees something on our phone they shouldn't have. Whether it's a message about that person, an inappropriate image, or a naughty text from your SO, that heart-dropping moment is mortifying. A Reddit thread asking people for the worst notifications they've received while someone has been holding their phone has revealed some horrifically awkward moments that we can only imagine made the victims want to sink into the floor and die. Scroll through and cringe along with them!

awkward notifications people received when someone was holding their phone - cover pic story about wife texting about a threesome while showing baby pics | TheDeadGunslinger 2.5k points 2 days ago showing my coworker picture my son my girlfriend at time who is now my wife sent text something along lines having threesome.
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Funny Tweets About Our Insane Screen Time Reports

If you haven't checked your screen time report lately, don't! It will only depress you. Whilst it makes sense that we're all on our phones way more often than usual during quarantine, it's still scary how much time we're spending on our phones. One minute you're looking at a Whatsapp message from your friend, next thing you know you're watching videos on how to make sourdough banana organic gluten-free bread. The deep endless pit of videos really sucks you in. Here are some funny tweets about people's screen time reports during quarantine and we certainly relate to them.

funny tweets screen time report quarantine coronavirus technology boredom | Kyle Clark yleClark Got my iPhone's weekly Screen Time report and didn't know awake long 7:45 PM Apr 5, 2020 Twitter iPhone
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Fake Apps That Show The Reality Of Being Stuck At Home

Our screen time reports are shockingly high nowadays, which isn't surprising given how much time we're spending on our phones. Swedish artist, Victor Hertz has created a project named "Honest Apps 2020" and has created these fake apps to more accurately represent the way we're spending our time during quarantine. From Exhausted Netflix to washing up Whatsapp, check out how we're really feeling according to these apps.

fake app artist instagram screen time quarantine coronavirus funny | Sobandcry spotify health 8 notifications glass of wine
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That is one way to deal with a phone scammer. Never forget the time that this programmer decided to write a script that called phone scammers 28 times a second, which resulted in service denial, which prevented future scams.