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I can't leave. The chihuahua might get out.

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sneak attack. ur doin it rite.

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I uzed up alla my sick dayz, so I'z callin in ded todae.

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Cheezburger Deposit Box

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Inside this hat, there is an evil, manical plan brewing which involves your underwear drawer, my digestive juices and the cat hair I lick off myself.

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No, no... see, you're a cat, so YOUR natural prey is called a "cheezburger". Lemme show you this web site...

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it's ok, answer the phone.

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Excellent! That diversion road block will direct the garbage truck right to our gully.

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Quix!! Type in wez had all our injekshuns

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look cute for teh camera

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iz sense ambush!

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Cats are natrualy talented when it comes to evil plans.

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Am ded, call vet to cancel appointmentz

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Of course You can trust me.

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I've yellowed a few pages in my time. It never occurred to me to sell 'em.

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Tomorrow... we attack at dawn

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