plotting

Oooh, that peese will adds nicely to mai kollecshun unner teh fridge!

Wat dat?

Firefox knows You switched to Google Chrome

Venus Hand Trap

seven sharpies later, ceiling cat's disguise as a common tabby was complete.

I haz self-control. Until you turn your back.

I is TURKEY.... stuff with noms.

I sense something's about to happen...something bad...and fat.

Quik, call Acme! I needz six toylet plungers, a stik of TNT, and a katapult!

Poor Planning:

lyke waturbucket prank

dey suspec noffin!

Delbert waited with the patience of a skilled hunter. He knew the bird would return to his yard. And when it did, he would be the one doing the mocking.

Spy kitteh not very good at disgieses

You can't leave without your shoe now can you? : )

Muzt act befor she finishez teh book