puns

Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

Let's Put Aside the Fact that You Showed Up Late to the Party and Embrace the Fact You Showed Up at All

Cold Ride

ZAKK ATTAKK!

Didn't Read the Book; Waiting for the Film Adaptation

Your Argument is Irrelephant

Pickup Pup Knows How You Like It

I must have been a good boy cause' you're a real treat

I must have been a good boy cause' you're a real treat

I'm Just a Little Prickly

Dashing Through the Snow, in a Pun Horse Open Sleigh

He's "Real Gone"

Falcon PUUUUUNNN!

Don't Try This in Bars; This Pickup Line Only Works for Dogs. Don't Embarrass Yourself.

Commence the Countdown!

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Do you expect me to stop?