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Twitter thread from @brownandbella baout the dumbest things men have said about sex and reproductive health | tweet by Varah T @VarahTs 7h Replying brownandbella and @ReignOfApril coworker genuinely thought women did all our business, including birth, out 1 hole. He his late 20s went on lunch

Women Share Dumb Things Men Have Said To Them About Sex And Women's Health

How women let men know they're horny | thumbnail text - PhreedomPhighter · 1h a I do a loud mating call. That way if my man doesn't want to then someone nearby will hear it and come running.

Here's How Women Let Men Know They're DTF

twitter thread about children's party | thumbnnail text -Aishaläiile @Aisha94 My plans for today were drinking a few glasses of wine and having lots of sex. Unfortunately things didn't go to plan and l'm at a child's party. Help me. 6:10 PM · Dec 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Woman Who Planned For Drinking Wine And Getting Laid Somehow Ends Up At Children's Party Instead (Twitter Thread)

walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Kellalena @topaz_kell It's not a walk of shame if you do the YMCA to your car. 12:23 AM · Dec 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

It's Not A Walk Of Shame If We Follow These 15 Twitter Tips

Entitled Girlfriend Takes Advantage Of BF For His Money And Free Babysitting| Thumbnail Text - Purple - AITA? Girlfriend blocks me on everything Background: I (23m) currently financially support my GF (23f). I give her some of my 2/Week checks, uually to either pay her 800$ rent for an apartment I had to co-sign due to her unemployment to live in, I give her $400 to cover her car of which is currently in need of a mechanic checkup which I have told her I will cover the costs of her repairs

Entitled Girlfriend Takes Advantage Of BF For His Money And Free Babysitting

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Women Reveal Things They Were Not Taught In Sex-Ed But Had To Learn The ‘Hard Way’| thumbnail text - awlames • 12h Uh I went to private religious school. We just learned sex is bad lol. So I had to learn everything on my own. G Reply Vote ...

Women Reveal Things They Were Not Taught In Sex-Ed But Had To Learn The ‘Hard Way’

People Reveal Their Experiences Taking Bedroom 'Performance Enhancing' Gas Station Pills| thumbnail text - Photograph - PopGunSuzie @PopGunSuzie ... Dating during covid: What color should I paint my toes for my gynecologist appointment later? 9:45 PM - Feb 1, 2021 - Twitter for Android

People Reveal Their Experiences With 'Performance Enhancing' Gas Station Pills

Man On TikTok Asks Women To Explain What Sex Really Feels Like To Them| Thumbnail Text - Forehead - sara_ellison It's like the zebra stripe gum. You think it's got the most amazing taste and ??? ??? bam. 3 seconds later it tastes like playdoh. becki_w_the_good_hair You know how when you do a group project but in order to finish you end up doing all the work yourself. Kind of like that..

Man On TikTok Asks Women To Explain What Sex Really Feels Like To Them

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People Reveal Funny Stories Of Kids Catching Parent's In The Act | thumbnail text - fenduru 5 years ago about 10 heard some noises coming my parents bedroom. So did any would have done ran living room and called 911. My dad heard and started coming out living room so told operator "hurry! Someone's coming"

People Reveal Funny Stories Of Kids Catching Parents In The Act

Men Throw Around Things That Make Them Feel Nice And Sexy| thumbnail text - Longjumpingkiwifruit · 2h I swim a lot. Jumping out from the pool makes me feel fairly sexy. Or maybe it's the leg muscles cramping. 6 Reply 1 ...

Men Throw Around Things That Make Them Feel Nice And Sexy

dick appointment tweets | thumbnail text - bellyb @corpsefucker421 ... gonna make an app where u can rate dude's dick down game like yelp. rate the dick appointment out of 5 stars, let others know if it was worth your time or not 2:55 PM · Jul 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Tweet About The Triumphs And Defeats Of Hookup Appointments

People Describe Their Sex Life Using Only Movie Titles| thumbnail text - LoginB OP · 2h Pulp Fiction, without the pulp 6 Reply ...

People Describe Their Sex Life Using Only Movie Titles

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Guy Loses Virginity to Mutual Friend, Feels Burning Regret Over His Terrible Choices

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ways people got laid | thumbnail text - Human body - MONKEH1142 · 7h Spent the evening jokingly pretending to be Irish and married with an also completely non Irish lady in the smokers corner. Many jokes were had. She put her arms around my shoulders and said "take me home paddy and show me that you love me". So I did.

Ridiculous Ways People Managed To Get Laid

13 Celebrity Thirst Tweets Needing To Be Quenched| Thumbnail Text - Hair - Neemz Replying to @MarkRuffalo daddy!!!!! Use my face as a trampoline

13 Celebrity Thirst Tweets Needing To Be Quenched

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