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15 Cute Cuddling Memes That Have Us Ready To Spoon| Thumbnail Text - Smile - Gende-Rioe C 1959 Why can't I ever be the little spoon. I want to feel safe and loved too.

15 Cute Cuddling Memes That Have Us Ready To Spoon

Men And Women Open Up About Uncomfortable Sex Encounters| Thumbnail Text - Property - Lostarchitorture · 23h Sudden back spasm. Not good. Had to stop. Made me feel really old. 14.1k Reply Share Report Save

Men And Women Open Up About Uncomfortable Sex Encounters

10 Random And Fascinating Facts About Human Sexuality| thumbnail text - 6. The egg actually chooses the sperm Most of us imagine conception as a race to egg where the fastest sperm wins and gets to pass on its genes to the baby-to-be. This is false. In reality, eggs have sophisticated biological mechanisms that actively choose which sperm they allow in and it isn't always the first one to arrive. the

10 Random And Fascinating Facts About Human Sexuality

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Strangest Things People Said During Sex, Killing The Mood

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Woman's Funny 'Sexcapade' With Guy Who Was Disappointing In The Bedroom

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Men Spill The Tea On Minimum Requirements They Need To Have Sex

Fifteen Times People Had No Choice But To Walk Out Mid-Sex| thumbnail text - SynchronizedCalamity · 18h S 11 Awards We hadn't gotten very far, but I quickly moved down while she quickly moved up, and I broke my nose on her pelvic bone. She suddenly flipped the absolute fuck out, screaming at me about "ruining our night" as blood gushed out of my nose. Mind you this was like the second date. She continued to yell at me about how I needed to fix this (a total accident)

Fifteen Times People Had No Choice But To Walk Out Mid-Sex

Date Stories Which Make People Happy To Stay Single| Thumbnail text -  - Early-March-5553 1 month ago Making out on my bed and he jumps up real fast and says "i gotta shit", proceeded to blow up the bathroom next to my room. When he finished he grabbed his shoes and barely said goodbye 1 52 Reply Share ...

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Internet Weighs In On Sleep-Deprived Neighbor's Response To Loud "Nighttime Activities"

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Fifteen Weird Turn-Ons That You Might Relate To As Well| Thumbnail text - marques33 4 months ago I want to be held like a baby and be breastfed. 3 Reply Give Award Share Report Save

People Reveal Their Weirdest Turn-Ons

twitter thread of people's funniest hookups | thumbnail text -meth from a dove 1979 @twikipedium Replying to @Coll3enG hooked up w/a vet. when we got to her room, she took a broom and ran it under her bed. 5 cats emerged from under like bats out of hell. fast fwd to me being on top. felt something scratch my bare as. over and over. looked back and there was a cat licking my left buttock. 8:39 PM · Apr 23, 2019 · Twitter Web Client

People Reveal Their Funniest Hookup Stories On A Twitter Thread

Men Reveal How They Really Feel About Taking Male Birth Control| Thumbnail text - Organism - Yes, I hate the feeling of having to ask my female partners if they're on birth control and stuff. And I hate that I can only do a condom about it. I really hope for something like birth control for men. So far, no concern, if it kills me, best believe I died having some good sex. SAT THU FRI MON SUE MON SUN SA WED THU

Men Reveal How They Really Feel About Taking Male Birth Control