Why not get all your musings from a Tex-Mex restaurant sign in Austin, Texas? There's something so folksy yet official about sign jokes. Maybe the knowledge that a random person had to go out there and put up every letter by hand just gives it more meaning? Maybe it's the boldness of putting opinions on a big sign for thousands to see? Maybe we just like signs. It definitely works for this sign whose pun game is too on point.
A shoe store, a music store and Japanese restaurant started a sign war on the streets of Christianburg, Virginia. The gentle taunts and rhyming wordplay seem to have spread to other businesses via a Facebook group and the whole thing kind of took off. For sign joke aficionados, here are some sign jokes and some high class sign puns.
Astrologers are everywhere these days. You might not know this yet but the best place to get the tea on the current attitude of the stars and the moon is via Twitter. If you're unfamiliar with this world, there are people who supplying non-stop advice on horoscopes and it's genuinely hard not to find it all hilarious when you know nothing about astrology.
Depending on your interest, these tweets can either make you feel like you are learning something new and exciting about the world, or they can make you worried that some people simply have way too much time on their hands. Whatever the case may be, enjoy!
There's something charming about a puntacular sign. And this sign in particular isn't alone. The Carroll County Veterinary Clinic has some stiff competition when it comes to this other sign whose pun game is too on point. Here are some more dadtacular dad jokes and an extra smattering of puns to fill the pun void.
Hazards abound, and with them creepy signs that make their message clear. Sure it might seem gauche for a sign to literally tell you "lions eat people and you are people" but the real issue is why that sign needs to be there in the first place. Someone was probably being people way too close to the lions. The abundant threats of the world make it necessary to have spooky signs that are too dang scary.
Thank goodness we have Three Sisters Park to say what's been on all of our minds this whole year. 2020 has been a monumentally horrible year for literally every single person on planet earth, and honestly we just don't give a sh*t anymore. If you're in the mood to feel even worse, check out some 2020 memes!
Though the sign itself may seem funny, and it is, there's a serious reason behind why officials in Canada put it up. Salt it a snack that moose absolutely love, and apparently, they have realized that they can get it off our cars.
"They're obsessed with salt, it's one of the things they need for the minerals in their body," a spokesman from Jasper National Park in Canada, Steve Young, told CNN. "They usually get it from salt lakes in the park, but now they realized they can also get road salt that splashes onto cars."
CNN reports that at the Jasper National Park, people often park their cars on the side of the road, hoping to get a look at the moose, but that actually letting the moose near the cars is very dangerous. If you allow moose to lick salt of your car, you run the risk of them becoming habituated with being around cars, and that's risky not only for the moose but for the drivers too.
"Moose and cars are not a good mix. If you hit the moose with your car, you take the legs out from under it and it's going through your windshield," Young explained, adding that it is simply best to drive away when you see a moose approaching you. He also stressed that it's important to stay in your car and not interact with the wildlife, especially the moose, who will charge you if they feel threatened.
"We've been seeing a lot more moose lately. The wolf population is decreasing, which means there's fewer predators and the moose population is going up as a result," Young said. "This also means people need to be respectful and give them space."
They say that mothers know best, and no one is proving it more than Poonam Sapra, an Indian mother going viral for all the right reasons. Together with her son, Pranav, they run the Instagram page 'Mother With Sign,' which showcases Poonam standing holding signs that contain her advice on living a happy, fulfilling, and emotionally healthy life. They started the wholesome account eight months ago, and it has already gained over 100k followers. Check out Poonam's pearls of wisdom below; they will make your day!
There are a lot of unconventional hazards in this world. You wouldn't think that walking into a mine field or falling into a hidden pit could be a legitimate danger, but luckily we have creepy signs that mean business. Sometimes they're overly vague, and some put the danger into cartoonish detail, but that all amounts to the fact that these signs should definitely not be ignored.
Signs are an important part of everyday life. They communicate useful and relevant information like "crosswalk" or "food is hot" and they're such a necessary part of life that you can forget why they're there. Sometimes a danger is extraordinary, like an open mine shaft, bomb range or plague outbreak, and those terrifying signs make their message clear. There are some signs that speak the language of fear.
El Arroyo, a restaurant in Austin, Texas, is putting up witty, playful, and semi-inspirational signs to draw attention and make people smile. The restaurant, which according to its website is the "last queso stop before a bunch of yoga studios" puts the iconic signs outside the restaurant which have become somewhat famous in Texas. The signs all have the same aesthetic of black lettering on a branded board and they even take suggestions via email, which you can send to firstname.lastname@example.org. Their Instagram account has 238k followers and contains all their wonderful signs, but we've compiled a bunch of the best for you below.
Shoutout to Dude With A Sign, and his commitment toward spreading awareness about various parts of life that we can get so caught up in, that we don't realize how silly it is. Plus, he drops some solid ideas, while telling people to wash their dang hands, and pointing out that elbow bumps are the new handshakes.
If you can't see how great these puns are, the writing is on the wall. We're fans of dad jokes and stupid puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. A good pun has the ability to make you seem like a genius and an utter moron at the same time. Here are more dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong. And here are some straight up funny signs.