siri

Siri, what does Siri mean? Do you follow the three laws of robotics? These are just some of the hilarious results of asking Siri serious questions beyond directions to the local bar. Be careful what you wish for.

I Never Knew!

THIS IS DISCRIMINATION

Anti-Joke Siri

I Said "Going Home," Not "Homophobe"

Good To See Siri Keep a Cool Head

Siri Gets Sirious About This Relationship

I Guess Siri Doesn't Speak Cat

Siri is a Jealous Companion

Ask Siri Where to Buy Some Aloe Vera

Then Why Didn't You Say Something Earlier?

Robin Williams' Siri Impression

I Guess Siri Doesn't Have a Sense of Humor

Friend Zoned by Siri

Covetous of My Siri

But Why Is the Rum Gone?!

This Joke Will Be a Smash Hit