siri

Siri, what does Siri mean? Do you follow the three laws of robotics? These are just some of the hilarious results of asking Siri serious questions beyond directions to the local bar. Be careful what you wish for.

Siri Is My Mom

That's Way Too Long of a Name

Sounds Pretty!

A Trollop for Macs

Root Privileges Are the Programmer Version of "Please"

The iPhone Doesn't Even Know What It Is

Re-Trolled: FOUND!

How to Resolve Connectivity Issues With Your iPhone

Leaving Myself Drunk Notes Again

My Phone Is an Enabler

It's Not Like YOU Have Anything Better to Do, Phone

I'll Tell You Nothing, Wench!

Just a Little Too Helpful

His Last Words Were "What a Smartass"

I Was Looking for a Street Corner, Siri

I Sense an Odd Reluctance to Answer