sit

Bad Stranger

The dog informs me that he gets treats for merely sitting. This is a clear case of discrimination and unfair payment practices. My lawyer will be contacting you for a renegotiation of our current contract. In the meantime I am sitting, therefore reward

Top Dog, Under Dog

Top Dog, Under Dog

Where I Have to Sit When I go to the Movies The Friend I Was Supposed To Sit Next To Some Giant Grandma Who Stands Up to Clap Every Time She Thinks A Part Of the Movie is Good Popcorn Cruncher A Guy With Six Piercings Some Texting-Obsessed Person Who Forgot to Turn off her rap ringtone Me A Bratty Little Girl who is Also a Seat Kicker A Mom Who thinks the Kicking Girl, Her Daughter, is Just a Darling Somebody Who Spilled Their Entire Thing of Refreshments

What little kids do around teenagers

Dyslexic goggie learns "SIT"... sorta

Dyslexic goggie learns "SIT"... sorta

What? You just said "sit"

What? You just said "sit"

When someone makes you angry, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When someone makes you angry, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

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are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin

are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin

Sometimes I sits and thinks... and sometimes, I just sits