snails

Now that is one big snail!

Don't Do Salt, Kids

Let's Keep Snails Off the Streets

Margarita, Please . . .

Now I can go .0002 MPH!

YOU think your week is slowly dragging on! I've only gotten 8 feet so far this week!

A snail at the drive up window

So you're saying We CAN'T jump to lightspeed?

Could be they're just minding their own business. Hard to tell with the Snails of Doom sometimes.

You've Had Enough, Snail

Yr Oozing Alcohol

Giant Snails

Reducing the drag, one inch at a time.

Noo Simon's Cat: "Ready, Steady, Slow!"

Don't worry, he won't eat much

Slowpoke Snails