stairs
Take the stairs, not the elevator. Great for your health, and for a makeshift workout when you're stuck at home, just make sure to take them one at a time, you wouldn't want to trip over some of these multi-leveled puns.
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Neighbor helps 70-year-old lady with groceries, but puts her foot down after demands get out of hand: 'It started feeling like a job...'
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Boss constantly schedules 18-year-old high school student for 10 AM weekday shifts: 'They scheduled me on my Prom night, which I crossed off my availability last month.'
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34-year-old sibling refuses to give money to family of 35 people after all 7 sisters and brothers demand financial help: ‘My salary will not make a dent in all their needs’
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Boss writes employee up for being 2 minutes late, even though she stays late at work every day: 'I never get paid overtime for it.'
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25-year-old consultant proposes managers should be no older than 37-years-old, and partners should be no more than 50-years-old: 'I’ve noticed a significant drop in the energy required to keep up.'
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