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Oh Mr. Sun, sun, Mr. Golden sun, please don't give me a massive sunburn and make it impossible to sit. That funky ball of gas and fire that keeps us from becoming human popsicles is a hilarious source of entertainment. So sit back, and watch your tan (or sunburn) spread with the Sun's scintillating jokes and puns.

Did Somebody Say Free Stuff?

The Sun Will Burn

Parents Can Be Terrible Teachers

You Could at Least Pretend to be Ascared!

But Why Yoo Stop at Nite?

Sending a Probe into the Sun

Coronal Hole in the Sun Is Hundreds of Times Larger Than the Earth

Taking a Close Look at the Sun

Meanwhile, in the Time of Ptolemy...

The Sun is a Deceitful Bastard

Beelezapug Has A Sunbeam Set Aside For Me

Everyone Needs the D

That's a Giant Solar Flare!

Why the Sky Is Blue, But the Sun Is Yellow

Google "Sun Dog," Then Come Back

Praise the Sun!