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Probably Bad News: Can't Blame Autocorrect For This One

Autocowrecks: F U, K?

A Picture's Worth 1000 Words

Autocowrecks: So Bright! It Burns!

PSA: Stop Texting and Driving, Dummy

Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right

You've Just Been Carly Rae Jepsen'd

It's Hard Learning About Emoticons When You're an Angel of the Lord

Irrefutable Evidence

Isn't Taj Mahal From Harlem?

Well Screw You Too, Siri!

Your Mom Likes Playing Around

Does It Have A Gift Receipt?

Where I Have to Sit When I go to the Movies The Friend I Was Supposed To Sit Next To Some Giant Grandma Who Stands Up to Clap Every Time She Thinks A Part Of the Movie is Good Popcorn Cruncher A Guy With Six Piercings Some Texting-Obsessed Person Who Forgot to Turn off her rap ringtone Me A Bratty Little Girl who is Also a Seat Kicker A Mom Who thinks the Kicking Girl, Her Daughter, is Just a Darling Somebody Who Spilled Their Entire Thing of Refreshments

See? Stoners Can Be Helpful Too!

Looks About Right to Me