Major ick

Sigh

Everyone acts like they don't like a cheesy pickup line, but have you ever actually gotten one? They're kind of great.

We know all too well at this point that people put crazy things on their dating app profiles. Sometimes, they are bizarre confessions that should wait till at least a third or fourth date. Sometimes, they are strangely hostile and limiting remarks about what they're looking for on the app. And sometimes, they are such boring stock answers to questions that you wonder if this person is even real. Who knows? Maybe they are a bot. And bots, folks, are an immediate “swipe left.” In addition to bots…

Get ready to reignite that fiery dating spirit, because we're back in business, swiping left and right for the plot! It's summertime, and dating apps are serving up their best hits. Age, height, hobbies – you name it, you got it! These apps are your personal playground, tailored to your liking. Slim pickings? Nah, not here! Tinder, Bumble, Hinge – They've got a whole menu of choices to satisfy your cravings. Feeling like a summer fling? Swipe right on Tinder. Wanna get a little extra risqué? Bu…

Please, just be normal

Icks everywhere

When you venture forth into the wild wilderness of online dating, there's no telling who (or what) you might find… Turn over enough rocks, and you're bound to uncover some creatures who would have been better off remaining under said rock. But that shouldn't discourage us from pursuing meaningful connections with other people. Remember, if you turn over a rock and find a toad… It might turn out to be a prince. That—or you're just going to look really silly kissing a bunch of frogs out in the ra…

Online dating can be messy sometimes... or always

The intricate workings of dating app algorithms are beyond us, at this point. It seems as though fate has conspired against us in this realm of digital romance. Tinder stands as both a glorious boon and a dreadful curse upon our species. On the one hand, it liberates us from the need to initiate face to face encounters with potential love interests. On the other hand, alas, it retrains us from indulging in the cherished art of approaching others in the real world. Whether one seeks a casual arr…

Eww

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Maybe celibacy is the best option

Dating apps are not for the fainthearted... let's just leave it at that

Dating culture...

That's one way to weed out people who are only in it for the looks