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Completely Random, Hilarious, And Strange Tumblr Gems

Oh boy, we're back at it again with a fresh collection of totally random and hilarious Tumblr gems. These will help occupy your existence. You haven't really lived till you've fallen down a Tumblr rabbit hole. 

A collection of totally random and hilarious Tumblr posts.
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Tumblr Thread: Shining Light On Anxiety Disorders

Someone's cutting onions in here, man. It's fun to take a break from the typical madness of Tumblr, and just have a post that's all good feels. 

A powerful Tumblr thread shines light on various anxiety disorders | all T-Mobile LTE 8:27 PM 83% norma1-people-sxare group rough looking boys walked past today and all heard their conversation he's got anxiety disorder bro so went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and made realise world isn't all bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just--phage
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Random, Golden Moments From The World Of Tumblr

There's no better way to pass the time than getting lost in a field of wonderful Tumblr gems. The community of creative minds is great at providing random, strange, and hilarious observations on various parts about life, and stories as well. For instance, the fun Tumblr thread that imagines angels and demons befriending one another over sandwiches. Or, the educational thread about cats and their journey to domestication.

A collection of funny and hilarious moments from Tumblr | spillywolf If courage isn't absence fear but doing right thing regardless maybe confidence isn't absence insecurity but knowing have real worth despite 160zm this is beautiful randomslasher By this same token, maybe goodness isn't absence bad thoughts or impulses, but conscious choice behave according moral ideals spite them | derofeba my computer decides deny access because admin restrictions OWN avengerofdeath2 As someone who works noth
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Tumblr User Imagines Demonic Twist For Mercury Streamliners

First thing is first, and that is to be sure to note the username of the Tumblr user who hatched up this brilliant, entertaining, and absolutely ridiculous thread. The thread explores the fictional history behind why the Mercury Streamliners were put out of commission. This would make for a great movie. 

A funny Tumblr thread imagines the reason why New York Central's Mercury engines ceased operations | STAL One New York Central's Mercury" engines Chicago, 1936. dieselpunkflimflam Follow Where did these go, because desperately want them back. facts facts--just-made-up do NOT want them back. They look neat but there's reason these beasts were retired Mercury Streamliners, as they known, got off good start. They improved
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Tumblr Explains The Origins of Losing The Game

Sorry everyone. "The Game" is something many of us played and only succeeded in losing, and now it's time to once again take up that heavy mantle of failure. When one Tumblr user asked what the hell all this game losing was about, another was compelled to explain the burden so many of us live with the this day. For more Tumblr, here are various Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr explains the early 2000s phenomonon of losing "The Game." | rainnecassidy If old enough remember just lost Game. raggedyanndy
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Tumblr Thread: The Uniquely Depressing "Fun Pizza" Saga

Leave it to Tumblr to let one image of fun pizza inspire a way-too specific story of exactly how a story of one "fun-pizza" could go own. It's uncanny how easy it is to picture all of this. For more tumblr food stories, here's a thread on why super coffee is not a great idea, and a very creative story about sandwich demons.

Tumblr thread about a story about a suburban family and their "fun pizza" | nostalchik: darecrow: Imagine going party and white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those white mom comes out and says "okay kids, here's some pizza And she pull
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Tumblr Post: Vegans Called Out For Not Eating Honey

This quick and informative Tumblr thread addresses vegans and their occasional decision to not eat honey. It might be un-bee-lievable for some vegans to hear, but honey is where it's at. Check out another quality Tumblr thread, with this thread about a contortionist's quest for a burrito leaving a 7-11 cashier traumatized.

An informative Tumblr post calls out vegans for not eating honey | vampiregirl2345 Vegans tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave quantities required so dont have eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off nectar and pollinate plants. They need agave want help environment? Go back honey liver and thyroid will thank as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause host issues. Bye.
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Terribly Cursed Tumblr Posts

The wild world of Tumblr isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes things take a turn and end up being cursed beyond belief. If these cursed Tumblr posts got you going, check out more of Tumblr's most cursed posts over here.

A collection of terribly cursed Tumblr posts to cringe at | snoopingasusualisee Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak achieve true nirvana soaprock henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1 RawR xD oh noes did scare im vewy sowwy targuzzler My heart just stopped and started again cursed directly at god allowing survive this | showerthoughtsofficial belly button is just old mouth. virgoassbitch acquaintedwithrask having good day were all having good day.
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Tumblr Thread: Contortionist Leaves 7-11 Cashier Traumatized

This golden Tumblr thread centers on a tale of a young woman's quest for a burrito that resulted in one unlucky cashier thinking he probably had a run-in with an actual demon. At least his encounter with the "demon" was a completely amicable one. 

A funny Tumblr thread about a 7-11 experience between a contortionist and a cashier | gallusrostromegalus Let's Have Another Bullet Point Story, Courtesy Friend So have friend used be tumblers troupe at renfaire as contortionist were chatting online and she told tell all this story love Kat dearly but she forgets she's stupid strong and hypermobile
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Roundup Of Thirty-Four Dumb Memes That Had Us Chuckling

Psst, we heard you like memes. Well you're in luck because so do we, and we also happen to specialize in them. As is such, we've curated this prime gallery for your Friday consumption that we think you'll enjoy!

Funny random memes | Has science gone too far? science man looking at the word science in the distance | same 7 songs over and over person about to fall into a pool
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Dungeons & Dragons Memes For Anyone Who Wants Them

If you're in lockdown and craving some Dungeons & Dragons action, this gallery might help you out. It's filled with nerdy comics, memes, and Tumblr posts that any D&D fan will relate to. 

Funny memes about Dungeons & Dragons, funny d&D tumblr posts, web comics | DM DINOSAURS Party having long rest Roll Initiative ! | anything *hit wizard* wizard: My time has come master oogway
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Educational Tumblr Thread On Financial Assistance For Disabled People

This Tumblr thread shines light on the terrible struggles experienced by disabled individuals in America, when it comes to getting financial assistance. Specifically, we're talking about scenarios where these individuals literally can't save money, and are forced to deplete their resources every month, for fear of being cut off from financial assistance. If they exceed a certain amount of money, their financial assistance is pulled. What a mess. 

Tumblr thread provides info on financial assistance for disabled people | stealthpenguingamergirl S naikoru Follow marauders4evr Follow Abled Person: Hey man, can hold this wad 2,000 and this one penny while open my wallet? Disabled Person COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL United States Government:
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Tumblr Thread: Wolf Spiders Run The Cranberry Bogs

This fun Tumblr thread shines light on what goes into working at a cranberry bog. Basically, you've got to be chill with wolf spiders or you're doomed. Check out more radically random and funny Tumblr gems over here.

Funny Tumblr thread on spider bogs | dombinic why do they always show cranberries thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like wh thetaobella never heard Bog? heartachedreamboy th
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Forty-Six Pointless Memes And Tweets For Optimal Scroll-age

We know you're probably not having a great day. We know this because absolutely no one is having a great day. Every day is exactly the goddamn same, after all. We just hope these memes can cheer you up the tiniest bit, because all we want to do is make you smile.

Funny random memes | My shampoo bottles after come up with perfect comeback my imaginary argument Joe Rogan | Humans Humans. Jadstowin Why would God do this Eric Andre shooting Hannibal
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Seventeen Cat Memes That Had Us Feline Fine

Some are dog people, and some are cat people. These memes are for the latter, because we appreciate your weirdness. Now scroll down for the memes or have a look at these cat memes, and head on over to eBaum's World for more! 

Funny memes about cats | cat trap set up my home office worked. No more cats on keyboard, just few swats box while type. cat in a cardboard box | My cats keep pushing each other trash can @sexualising
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