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Nobody Ever Does the Freaking Dishes Around Here

Socially Awkward Penguin: The Waiting Game

Helpful Reminder WIN

New Energy-Efficient

Hacked IRL: Power-Washed

CAUTION:

Noe, rly.

Tumble dry, low heat No iron

Neutrogena, I Hate You

Now My Socks Are Wet

Makes Sense WIN

Or If There's Only a Little Milk in the Carton

Things That Occupy The Ledges, Towel Rack, and Shower Caddy in Our Shower

TO EXTEND THE VIBRANCY AND TEXTURE OF YOUR PUPPY

I Could Put a Towel Down

All the Machine Washing In the World Won't Save You