All in all it's good to know that it's possible to weave a wicker toilet. It's not clear exactly what it's for, but it definitely counts as an impressive creation of dubious taste. Everyone has their own style, and whether that's golden hot dog statues or chest tattoos of Scooby Doo, there's always someone out there willing to make an extremely competent version of it. They may be of questionable taste, but they're definitely impressive creations.
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Take an idea. Make it a stupid one. Now cast it into the collective subconscious of creative weirdos and let them pick it apart like a thousand hagfish boiling out of a month-dead whale's eye socket. Congrats, that's pretty close to hilarious and totally random tumblr gems one might find zooming around the interwebs. They'refunny, random, shiny and gem-like.
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There aren't many countries whose ego outmatches their size, yet somehow the United Kingdom manages it. It may no longer rule the waves (or much else for that matter), but its idiosyncratic society remains one of the most recognizable in the world.
Nowhere is this more apparent than on social media. The internet is regularly blessed with the delights of Scottish Twitter, and it's not hard to find memes at the expense of the Bri'ish people. However, it is Facebook that truly uncovers the inanity and insanity of Great British culture. No Context UK Facebook collects the nation's wackiest posts on the site. All in all, it paints a picture of a very strange country.
Existence is quite bizarre. Sometimes we can end up taking that for granted, and then suddenly, life throws us a reality-shattering curveball that leaves us unable to figure out what happened no matter how much analysis and logic are applied to the strange event. This fun and disorienting AskReddit thread takes us down a lightly unsettling rabbit hole, where people share their most unforgettable "glitch in the matrix" moments.
They say that fear is the oldest feeling there is. They probably didn't have decaying puppets or underwater clowns in the dawn of man, but holy hell do they do the job. On second thought, maybe primordial clowns came from the sea just like us? Long, wet clowns with gills that honked. Maybe it's best not to think about it. From the world's cursed images to the necessary but ominous signs we use to warn each other of real danger, there's some spooky crap out there, man.
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It doesn't really matter what your personal beliefs about birthdays are, you don't exactly get to dictate other people's values after taking their stuff. Also, it's pretty safe to assume that eating a piece out of a kid's birthday cake before the candles go on isn't going to be taken as a minor inconvenience. Cake drama is real, like this entitled coworker who demanded a cake and issued threats, or this one pound cake Karen who was furious after getting what she wanted.
We've all had our fair share of experiences with 'know-it-alls'. There's one in every classroom, office space, dinner table. They're quite easy to spot out because they're probably the one who never shuts upand starts every sentence with 'Well, Actually...'
Are you envisioning anyone in specific yet? I think we all can. Sometimes these kinds of people are truly full of knowledge and don't know how to hold it in, but most of the time they're not exactly the sharpest tool in the toolbox and need to be knocked down a level or two.
It's a totally ubiquitous thing to say. "Why is this lasagna so good? Well of course, it's made with love." Well sometimes food is not made with love. Sometimes cursed food abominations make it obvious that there was something else in there. It stands to reason that if love can exist as an ingredient, hatred must exist as well. Sometimes it's a combination of apathy and incompetence in the case of horrible things people ate out of politeness, but other times, all it takes is a tablespoon of hatred.
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If you're new to the internet, you may not have noticed that there are basically always robots trying to get money off of you by sliding in your DM's. It's obviously not funny when they're successful, but sometimes the things they say are so hilarious you can't help but be entertained by their attempts.
And if it's not a robot trying to slide in, then it's probably some random guy who feels this is the appropriate way to shoot his shot. 20 or so years ago, before DM's, weird people would just run up to you and say confusing a*s things, now they still can do that, but the internet allows them to keep it up once they go back home on their computer. It's definitely a weird world we live in.
In the post-Mythbusters era, it can seem like there's an answer for everything these days. Every weird and wonderful occurrence now has a rational reason behind it — or at the very least can be explained with a deranged conspiracy theory. However, this does not always have to be the case. Sometimes, we come across images that are both strange and completely lacking in context, leaving us to wonder what brought them into existence. Questionable Images collects the very best of these types of photos, like the ones below.
Online shopping can be a minefield. Deceptive photos and sketchy sellers can leave you with a terrible product — but on the other hand, it could be the only way to get your hands on something that might just change your life (thanks, consumerism!).
For this reason, product reviews are probably one of the most essential parts of the whole retail experience. Nobody knows this better than Amazon, which has perfected the art of being a dubiously ethical one-stop shop through reviews of almost all its millions of products.
This being the internet, some of these are more flamboyant than others. Depths Of Amazon is here to showcase every critique that goes above and beyond when it comes to describing their newfound goods. The results, such as the ones displayed here, are nothing short of magnificent.
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The world is big and there's a lot going on, so almost paradoxically, a whole lot of rare and unlikely things happen. Not just that, many of us have some extremely rare quality or achievement that no one would have thought about before we mentioned it. (Side note, boy howdy do people have some unconventional diseases.) We're all subject to weird goings-on, so naturally we also have stories of strange events we can't explain logically.
There's nothing quite like a fresh batch of glitch in the matrix moments to send you off on a disorienting reality trip where you might be left with your head in your hands, shakily wondering whether or not this is some grand simulation. Well, simulation or not we've still got to play the game. If it were a simulation, it's kind of "nice" to know that whoever/whatever is running said simulation is also prone to fails just like the rest of us measly human beings.
It is really common to do favors for the people in our lives that we love and expect nothing in return. It's a part of being in a family or having unconditional love for someone. However, in order for something to be a 'favor,' it needs to be optional. It's totally unfair to force someone to volunteer to help you out, and especially uncool to constantly take advantage of their generosity. That's called manipulation people, and we are not about that life.
Sure, some trees look like they're eating stuff, but it should be noted that trees themselves are low key monsters. Trees suck nutrients out of whatever organic matter they can get their roots on, so it stands to reason that they have the option to wake up and choose violence. The things don't even have real feelings, thank god they can't chase us down. Quickly, that is.
If you knew anyone who did even one thing an 8 year old does on a regular basis, you'd kick them out of your friend group instantly. A grown man who thirsts for bleach and poops his pants when he doesn't get mac and cheese? It's no wonder "childish" is an insult for adults. Kids are just weird and dumb people. We know, because we remember.
