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(We just got a new puppy and Dad is holding a dog treat.) Dad: tell the puppy to sit. Me: Sit. ...
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Mom: Know what happens when you assume? Me: What? Mom: You make an ass out of you. Me: Isn't t...
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(As my boyfriend and I are going out to his car one evening. Note: I'm a guy.) Dad: USE PROTECTI...
