Prepare to be Forever Alone Because People Are Tweeting Their First-Date Deal Breakers

What makes you tug your collar and say, "Ew, boy, gotta go" on a first date?

For me, it's when they bring up astrology and that they tell me that they're the reincarnation of the constellation Orion. Yeah, you read that right. That's never happened to me, but it could. If I ever had a date. *sigh* It, uh, hasn't been easy. ever since Sharon left.

You know what, now isn't the time because we got a bunch of funny first-date deal breakers to check out. If you want to find out about my dating life, you can email me at... oh, you don't care.

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Posted by schimkom

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This is kind of a life deal breaker
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If only.

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All of them?
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So she was on a date with a serial killer?
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Loser.
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That rules out most of humanity.
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We'll go for Mexican food then.

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YAH.

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That cancels out a 1/3 of the country.

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