Back in ancient times, cats were worshipped and revered as divine beings, given the best of the best foods, and pampered beyond compare. Nowadays they are still doted on by hoomans, who praise their majestic coats and incredibly floofy little feets. But for these frivolous felines, it is never enough, for they remember the stories of their ancestors and know that hoomans can do better.
And it is for that reason that cats constantly stare at us with a look of disappointment or even rage, knowing in their hearts that they deserve better and we can do better, after all, to them were all just walking talking tuna can openers who also double as backscratchers. So the next time you see your cat giving you that look or it meows uncontrollably for food, remember that it's really your fault, not theirs, because all cats are purrfect, and most humans are not up to cat standards.
Hark ye! Our mighty king, his majesty King Whiskers Everfloof the 3rd demands an increase in tuna tax from the populace! Pay thine tribute to his majesticness or face his divine and pawesome wrath!
Mr. Mittens is a master of stealth and camouflage, who uses his environment to steal from the rich and give to his tummy. Observe as he circumvents the traditional food stare by getting a lookalike decoy to do so while he eats his bounty.
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