Welcome to RRN, the Raccoon Radion network! Today we have a surprise guest from the critically acclaimed and totally radical 'Rayne's World' tv show, Mr. Rayne Campell himself! Welcome to the show Rayne! What's it like being the number one raccoon in showbiz? And when are we going to get to see you in your new Ultimate Ninja movie?
Thanks Ryan, I'm having a great time being here. You can check it out with your best animal buddies in theaters near you folks. You know, it's weird man, I used to be a small time tv show host and now I'm this big-time movie star, going to all these animal art museum openings and signing things, but if there's one thing I really want to be remembered for, it's for my life mantra and catchphrase, so remember everyone, Party On!
Raccoons are known for their absolutely radical ragers, where they serve copious amounts of macaroons (cuz they rhyme with raccoon, duh) and soda, getting all animals involved absolutely hyped up on sugar.
This little guy is remembering his countless battles with what he calls his white whale but is in fact an inflatable raft that got a puncture and sunk, getting stuck under a big rock. We don't have the heart to tell him.
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