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'If I am not employed there, the software cannot be used': Teacher wipes software from all machines before leaving for good after years of free extra labor 1

'She was fired': Hybrid employee takes a take a sick day instead after being admonished by boss for working an additional day from home while sick 2

'You've got to be kidding': Inexperienced new employee abruptly leaves IT company after senior employee fails to help him adjust to the workload 3

16-year-old graciously cooks his family's nightly dinner, stops when his dad and siblings incessantly criticize his meals: 'Too spicy, wanted rice instead of noodles, didn't want soup' 4

A Critical Hit of 36 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Gamers Competing for Dungeon Master 5

33 Cute Kitty Cats Sporting Some Pretty Pawesome Patterns and Meowrvelous Markings 6

Kitty will teach hooman 1

Uber 2

It shouldn't be allowed! 3

Blasphemy 4

Just a little longer 5

Pregnant Dog That Was Almost Euthanized Gets Rescued And Gives Birth, Her Puppies Get Adopted, Now She Thinks That All Kittens Are Her Babies (Video) 6