It's Monday, bakers are baking bread, coffee machines are making those angry hissing noises, and roosters are being way too loud, way too early in the morning. That means it's time to take a leap into the week, but when you do, don't do it alone! that's right, take some amazing animal memage with you, you'll need it to get through the week.
In fact, (made-up) studies show that people who indulge in daily animal funnies have ten percent more daily laughs than other, less humorously inclined people. While this may seem like a minor change to some, it's important to note that that ten percent of silly cat or derpy doggo-derived laughter can help people survive some of the hardest weeks, so it's always good to have a little bit of a read and plenty laughs.
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