I don't recall meeting thousands of vampire-obsessed, zit-faced weirdos with their own drawn blood all over themselves as being in my contract.

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A Catalog of 28 Memes to Browse Through While Pretending to Work 4

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Cwispy bacon 1

And accurate 2

Thanks 3

37 Hissterical Cats Doing Funny Feline Things for Fluffy Feline Experts to Enjoy 4

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