I've been having a rough week so my buddy took me out for a drink. He thinks hes a ladies man and while we're standing at the bar, two girls walk by and give us the slightest glance, which my buddy thinks is code for "ravish me". So he faces them and says, "Just window shopping ladies, or would you like to try something on?" Without missing a beat, one of the girls replies "No thanks, I don't shop at Baby Gap." The look on his face, totally MMD.