The 10 Cat Commandments... That Seem Like Demands

• 1

  Thou shalt have no other cats before me, nor give nuzzles to other kitties, even if they are cute.

  
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• 2

  Thou shalt not kill, for that is my job, except I won't kill anything all the way, and instead leave it on the carpet for you to finish off.

  
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• 3

  Thou shalt upload no fewer than 3 photos of your cat to Instagram per week, but no more than 2 per day, as not to annoy thy followers.

  
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• 4

  Thou shalt have no fewer than 12 nicknames for your pet.

  
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• 5

  Thou shalt fill thy home with toys, treats, and at least one comfy cat bed in every room.

  
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• 6

  Thou shalt be late for work if your kitty is particularly snuggly in the morning.

  
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• 7

  Thou shalt give nibbles of your turkey sandwich to your kitty, because sharing is caring.

  
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• 8

  Thou shalt not leave drinks on the counter, lest they be knocked to the floor, because every flat surface is fair game for felines.

  
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• 9

  Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's cat.

  
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• 10

  Honor mine father and mine mother, even though my mother was an alleycat and my father was feral.

  
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