PSA of the Day: So I'll be mostly AFK for the next week or so as I carefully inch away from the brink of Shakespearean madness with the aid of my first time off in 13 months.

My crippling FOMO will surely drag me back to check in, so you will see the occasional post pop up in between the debauched Rumspringa-esque activities I plan to partake in, but, in the meantime, here's a sleepy ducky and a lazy fe