This is what it will look like when I'm done ripping you a new one.

50 Shades of Grey Author Unwisely Asked Twitter for Questions. It Went As Well As You'd Expect. 1

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Pwease? 3

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 4

Comical Collection of 'Not My Cat' Moments When Humans Were Delighted To Welcome An Unexpected Feline Visitor 5

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