- The latest industry to get a big sales boost from The Avengers: shawarma restaurants. Yum!
- The insanely popular Pebble Smartwatch breaks $10 million on Kickstarter.
- The USPS considers banning overseas shipping of lithium ion batteries, which would put the kibosh on mailing most cellphones.
- DVDs and Blu-rays get two more unskippable government warnings. Oh, goodie!
- Max Payne gets some "sensitivity adjustments" (in comic form.)
- And now, way more than you ever wanted to know about Animaniacs.
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