Watch Yourself

If your plastic watch band is breaking, and your watch has fallen off, never mind how poor you are, drive to the store and by a replacement band. Otherwise, in the middle of the night, you will need to use the toilet. When you get back to bed, you will only then notice your watch is missing. At least this will tell you what happened to the $950 college graduation ring, for which you waited an extra 29 years. That fell off a couple times, too. That thought will finally wake you up fully. #LF