Feeling Salty?

Great Idea- Taking yourself and newlywed wife to a beach for a honeymoon. Good Idea- Shaving face, back, shoulders and "down bellow" area (for sexytimes). Another Good Idea- Going to the beach for a swim. Terrible Idea- Going to the beach right after shaving. Your body will feel as if it were engulfed in the flames of Oblivion. #LFMF

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