Real Working Bacon Clock of the Day

Butt Dial of the Day: Genius Allegedly Calls 911 and Allegedly Discusses Crimes He’d Like to Commit 1

Kitty will teach hooman 1

It shouldn't be allowed! 2

Uber 3

Blasphemy 4

Pregnant Dog That Was Almost Euthanized Gets Rescued And Gives Birth, Her Puppies Get Adopted, Now She Thinks That All Kittens Are Her Babies (Video) 5

Just a little longer 6