A Twitter Account With Things That Actually Tweet

Latvian artist Voldemars Dudums, who was presumably tired of trying to kill Harry Potter, decided to make a Twitter account linked to a keyboard with keys made of pork fat. The result? One of the more utterly insightful Twitter accounts of all time ever. You know that old philosophical quip about how if you put 10,000 monkeys in front of typewriters, they'll eventually type the Bible? Well we're waiting, little birdies...