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‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ is Titled in Amazing and Awful Ways With #BadStarWars8Names on Twitter

People on Twitter have been offering up titles for the 'Star Wars: Episode VIII". No one really knows what kind of tale the eighth installment of this epic space saga will tell but these people decided to make a guess. The resulting titles are hilarious, punny and terrible. It's probably best if the makers of the eighth Star Wars movie just stay away from the internet altogether until it's finished.

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  • 1

    As Long as It's Action Packed, I'm Still Interested

    Human - Mart Follow @_martinjweller #BadStarWars8Names The Two Hour Training Montage 5:21 PM-5 Jan 2016
    Via @_martinjweller
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  • 2

    It's Just a Fact of Life

    Text - PastorAndreMitchell @revandrem Follow #BadStarWars8Names Sith Happens 10:28 PM -5 Jan 2016 t 11 40
    Via @revandrem
  • 3

    Some People Might Say, "Why is This a Show?" But the Daily Life of a Smuggler Can Be Very Entertaining

    Text - Marc Surreptitiously @MarcusPoliocus Jan 5 Keeping Up With The Kalrissians#BadStarWars8Names
    Via MarcusPoliocus
  • 4

    Can Luke and Rey Defeat His Fleet of Luxury Five Star Hotels?

    Fictional character - Trevor Donovan @TrevDon Jan 5 The Trumpire strikes back #BadStarWars8 Names
    Via @TrevDon
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  • 5

    Hopefully It Will Also Be 'Luke Who's Talking'

    Movie - Daniel Wright @danielmwright Jan 5 #BadStarWars8Names Luke Who's Back LUKE WHO'S BACK STARWARS

    Otherwise, it'll be a long episode.

    Via @danielmwright
  • 6

    This Time Instead of a Death Star, They Just Buy a House Boat

    Text - Rain E.@Rainearthimbue Jan 5 Sithless In Seattle #BadStarWars8Names
    Via @Rainearthimbue
  • 7

    Disney's No Stranger to Adaptations of Classic Stories, After All

    Head - St Peter @stpeteyontweety Jan 5 The Emperor's New Clothes #BadStarWars8Names
    Via @stpeteyontweety
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  • 8

    Hmmm, I Thought They Just Released This One

    Text - Nicole Chiodo Soares @libraryyoda Follow Kylo Ren: The Tantrum Menace #BadStarWars8 Names 12:56 AM -6 Jan 2016 t79 136
    Via @libraryyoda
  • 9

    Rumor Has It the Ewoks This Movie Is Based on Have a History of Eating Stormtroopers

    Adaptation - dorelita @doreli12 Jan 5 #BadStarWars8Names Straight Outta Endor
    Via @doreli12
  • 10

    His Struggles Are So Relatable

    Outerwear - Vaughn Fry @VaughnFry Jan 5 Diary of a Wimpy Sith #BadStarWars8Names
    Via @VaughnFry
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  • 11

    This is More of a Documentary on the Troopers Union

    Team - Shärpy @Sharpzilla Jan 5 The empire strikes #BadStarWars8Names GET OUR TROOPS OFF TATOONE! OccuPy DOCKING BAY 9 WE ARE THE 99/ DEATH STAR DESTRUCTION AS AN INSIDE 368 KEEP YOUR EMPIRICAL HANDS OF MY HEA THCARE END GALACTIC CORPORATE GREED
    Via @Sharpzilla
  • 12

    This Episode Must Focus Pretty Heavily on Poe Dameron

    Stock photography - Regina Spacola @gigirules7 Jan 5 #BadStarWar8Names Queer Eye for the Straight Jedi
    Via @gigirules7
  • 13

    You Know Who's Really Comfortable Around Water? JAR JAR BINKS

    Text - Jason Gorber Follow @filmfest_ca SNOKE ON THE WATER #BadStarWars8Names 9:11 PM -5 Jan 2016 t7 12

    Or should I say, Darth Darth Binks?

    Via @filmfest_ca

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