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Dec 17, 2019 2:08 PM EST

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  • 01
    Text - Katie Hannigan @katiehannigan My friend got a degree in egyptology, but can't get a job, So he's paying more money to get a Phd, so he can work teaching other people egyptology. In his case college is literally a pyramid scheme.
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    Photo caption - When your friend who uses instagram shows you a meme IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE ELEVEN TIMES AS A MATTER OF FACT quickmeme.com
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    Text - Andrew Armstrong @donfrijole Good luck scaring millennials. We've survived y2k, 9/11, multiple wars, school shootings, financial collapse... and we eat ass FOR FUN 2:10 PM · 9/19/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - jack wagner @jackdwagner the next call of duty should be a realistic RPG that starts with you working at little ceasars and an army recruiter lies to you at the mall 8/31/17, 9:35 PM 4,100 Retweets 12.8K Likes
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    Text - Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan Why do millennials complain all the time? idk man, we watched 2000 people die on live tv when we were ten and then literally nothing ever got better 1:22 AM 8/4/19 · Twitter Web App 314 Retweets 1,009 Likes
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    Text - Matt Crowley O @MatthewPCrowley We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime.
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    Text - t3 You Retweeted shqueenie baby @shqne teen vogue 2002: would JOE JONAS, O like your lip gloss or are you UGLY ? teen vogue 2019: teen 1OGUE Teen Vogue O @TeenVogue The legacy of Karl Marx's ideas and how they're relevant to the current political climate: Everything You Should Know About Karl Marx teenvogue.com
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    Text - stellmon @stellmoney my apartment's pest control guy always refers to Richie (my cat) as a "fellow industry professional"
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    Text - Matt Buechele @mattbooshell BANK EMPLOYEE: what if we stayed open later than 5:30? CEO: that's the dumbest shit i've ever heard OTHER BANK EMPLOYEE: how bout a sign outside that displays the temperature 24/7 CEO: first of all, promoted
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  • 10
    Text - Kristin @livingforjc Sex was created by God, for marriage, between a husband and wife. Not for a boyfriend and girlfriend that are dating. Bill @13WJM Replying to @livingforjc Show me Adam & Eve's marriage certificate.
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    Text - Dave Keenan @PunLovinLad 1999: Teenager sneaks outside home to drink alcohol 2009: Teenager sneaks outside home to smoke weed 2019: Teenager sneaks outside home to get measles vaccine 6:20 PM · 2/11/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Kaycee * @vanillavial Dog owners: this is my precious angel boy who I payed $3,000 for last November and I finally got to take him today he's my everything and all Cat owners: this is my trash gremlin she was stuck in the gutter across the street and I lured her out with shrimp on a string 6/27/18, 3:23 PM
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    Text - Imagine the payoff for early man. You give the dogs scraps and in return you get hunting partner, security system, companion. Reply 7.4k Imagine the payoff for early dog. You help the Stringbean do regular dog things and in return you get food, grooming, shelter and pats. Early mans like "Good gravy this furry friend can smell a wounded mammoth and two million miles!" Early Dogs like "Good gravy this tall friend can make fire and caves wherever he wants!" Then early cat comes along and is
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    Text - punkbonnibel I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver everchanging-flower When it hits a corner perfect, I'm allowed one (1) good idea.
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    Text - Eva O @evacide It has come to my attention that at this time last year I may have dared 2019 to "come at me," and it did. Dear 2020: I don't want to cause any trouble. Please put down that broken bottle so we can get along.
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  • 16
    Font - broken-chrysalis-roses ah, yes,, my 3 alignments,,, neutral tired chaotic idiot lawful romantic
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    Face - Saw my first bachelor tonight, have y'all seen this shit They make this hotel bartender looking guy articulate feelings but you can tell his inner monologue is just the noise a microwave makes 27 140 1,084 grapes @timneenan *sound of a potato rotating*
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    Text - glumshoe My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone's dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music. keepcalmandcarrieunderwood You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday
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    Text - best friend: [appears in my field of vision] me [inside]: my favorite human has arrived. They are cute and smart and my favorite. I must greet them in a manner indicative of my appreciation for their existence. me: hey nerd Quelle: kittenmogu #for me it's more 'hey whor 13,759 Anmerkungen
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    Photo caption - WELCOME TO MY NEIGHBORHOOD ROLL INITIATIVE.
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    Parrot - wot in ternation
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    Text - ge just-shower-thoughts If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them. keepcalmandcarrieunderwood They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too
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    Text - Sassparilla @Megatronic13 Short Person: Omg you're so tall! I bet you play basketball Me: Omg you're so short. I bet the guilt you felt after Samwise carried you up Mount Doom must have been excruciatingly painful. 20:59 · 29 Jan 19 · Twitter for iPhone 404 Retweets 3,037 Likes
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    Text - 2 Follow Peter 'Pockets' Silk GKeatrelPi To the tune of Eleanor Rigby: Dog in a trenchcoat Getting promoted at work but then sheds his disguise Canine surprise Twter aKestrolP
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    Text - Fhir Ste(ph)en @stephenjmolloy RIP Follow *air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: "This isn't deodorant." RETWEETS LIKES На 4,955 8,039 8:36 PM - 27 Jan 2016
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    Text - snakegay cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled "rustic pulled pork recipe": my grandfather's childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe. As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he- me, growing frantic: resippy
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  • 27
    Text - The first month of dating is just the guy saying "What?! You've never seen (movie title)?!" hundreds of times.
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  • 28
    Text - Ric @PrettyRicc Finally figured out the reason I look so bad in photos. It's my face
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    Food - A little something to take the edge off
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  • 30
    Mammal - THIS DOG IS HALF HUSKY AND HALF LABRADOR LITERALLY.
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    Canidae - Houston, we have a good boy NASA
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    Text - Noor C2EU O @MuslimMissWorld Cat *sits on my head, shoves her butthole in my face, bites my foot, stretches out across my chest, puts her whole face in to my dinner, jumps up on to my lap when l'm on the toilet* Me *touches one (1) toe bean* Cat "first of all how dare you not respect personal space"
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    Text - The New York Times O @nytimes 1d 1 A 500-year-old skeleton was found in London wearing thigh-high leather boots nyti.ms/2RCftWG Q 11 17578 2,215 Ricky Billingsgate @ambivalentricky EN Replying to @nytimes and @ebruenig her name is Madonna. Show some respect 12/5/18, 3:08 PM
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    Text - When you're explaining what fortnite is to your parents igr rel! NOW RETARDATION COMES IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES
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    Face - Boy: haha sup? Me: thinking about how a shrimp's heart is in it's head Boy: haha cool wish I had someone to cuddle:/
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    Text - memewhore A Boston woman dressed as a sloth was one of the first eliminated on 'The Bachelor' "Tmnot sure if this is a surprise to anyone but for the record-I'm still single." Alex Dillon wore a sloth costume on the season premiere of "The Bachelor."-ABC/Craig Sjodin; ABC/Rick Rowell sassy-echidna Aka men on the bachelor have no taste rainbow-quartz-hates-terfs I don't know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway florapatite no but you don't get it, the
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