Cluster Of 24 Random Memes And Tweets

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  • 01
    Text - Smokey Loves Weed @420iloveweed Holiday Rules: 1. Do not go into debt trying to show people you love them 2. Do not go home to see family if it damages your mental health 3. If someone comments on your weight, eat them
  • 02
    Cat - Me: meows to my cat My cat hearing me make 10 grammatical errors in just one meow:
  • 03
    Cartoon - SAFELY ENDANGERED WERTOON HAPPY 1OTH HERE'S A RAT BIRTHDAY, SON AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE NOW GO INTO THE WOODS AND FIGHT EXPLORED THE WHOLE SOME STRANGERS CONTINENT LAM (THIS IS BASICALLY THE PLOT OF POKEMON)
  • 04
    Text - bogleech I've repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either "too sweet or too salty" but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I'm pretty sure the term you're looking for is "having any flavor at all." durpacerangerrogjro Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn't like any of them aresmarked you're half-joking but that is legitimately wh
  • 05
    Furniture - I don't think l've shared this here. My husband and I let October join our uno game.
  • 06
    Adaptation - HaltaFly Camping on water is now possible
  • 07
    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so l put one on just so I could say "vest day ever" like a million times. Then I took it off just so l could mention that I wasn't as invested as they were. 1:56 PM · 12/30/18 · Twitter for Android
  • 08
    Text - Sony : Releases God Of War 4 on PC Modders few minutes late...
  • 09
    Text - syd @sydneyleemarco some kid in the library is bragging loudly about how he got a 35 on the ACT well sir I signed up for the ACT but forgot | did and missed the test and we still ended up at the same school how does that make you feel
  • 10
    Text - baby @sidebae DANK MEMEOLOGY TWITTER NEEDS AN UPDATE WHERE U CAN PLAY MUSIC ON UR PAGE SO WHEN SOMEBODY COME ON UR PAGE THEY GON BE HEARING YA FAV SONG. VINCENT @vinnycrack we have finally reached the generation that doesn't know what MySpace is
  • 11
    Reptile - radiation greco-roman? nahhhh im talkin about gecko roamin' radiation Sherstack sselee romp romp romp shutt
  • 12
    Text - Bob Vulfov MEMEBOX.LOL @bobvulfov KIDNAPPER: *hits me across the face* nobody's ever gonna find u [duolingo owl busts through the door and shoots the kidnapper] ME: holy shit u saved me OWL: u've got more spanish to learn. u'll die when i say u can die
  • 13
    Text - logan @brainwxrms IOWA imagine being a girl and having to keep an extra pair of underwear in ur car just in case some dude revs his truck up at the stop light
  • 14
    Text - georgie sook @georjayykat my mom has trained her unruly 5th grade class to respond to "hear ye hear ye" with "all hail the queen" followed by immediate silence i'm both appalled and impressed
  • 15
    Action-adventure game - Me: Can I go to the restroom? Teacher: Why didn't you go in passing period? The restroom during the passing period: O reddit
  • 16
    Medical assistant - [First day as vet] Me: What seems to be the problem Cat: Meow Me: Yes but where
  • 17
    Text - Macaulay Culkin @lncredibleCulk I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me. 17:57 · 23 Dec 18 · Twitter for Android 9,667 Retweets 41.8K Likes
  • 18
    Text - 9 hrs Edited True story: when I was about nine years-old my friends and I were buildir a whole bunch of mini-snowmen, just to see how many we could make. Some jerk drove over the curb and destroyed them, laughing like the big jerk he was. We built more. He returned a few minutes later and destroyed them, too. When he left, we quickly built a snowman OVER a fire hydrant and surrounded it with a bunch more mini-snowmen. He returned and -- gloriously -- crashed his car into the fire hydrant.
  • 19
    Text - Marf @MarfSalvador teacher: your son was caught smoking pot me: did he say where he got it? teacher: yes, his best friend me: [tearing up] he really said that?
  • 20
    Text - Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it's not your turn to change it but with a whole society
  • 21
    Dom @Domasaur_ Now this is a service I can get behind for $250.00 an hour I will pose as a couples therapist & convince your loved one they are wrong about everything @will_ent
  • 22
    Text - Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker Guys, stop with the conspiracies. All that happened was an extremely rich man who had proof that dozens of extremely powerful people were pedophiles committed suicide by himself while being on suicide watch with no footage whatsoever ABC News O @ABC 1h ABC NEWS SPECIAL REPORT: Jeffrey Epstein commits suicide overnight in his jail cell, officials tell @ABC News. pscp.tv/w/ cB637DM3Mzg2...
  • 23
    Text - Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters If your coffee shop has a passive aggressive "no wifi pretend it's the old days" sign l'm gonna smoke in there & pay 50 cents for coffee. 189516 | MEMEBOX.LOL
  • 24
    Text - Dubs @MikeDubsRadio I feel bad for kids nowadays, they just get to see if school is closed on the Internet. They'll never have the excitement of waiting to see your school scroll across the bottom of the tv screen like it's the NFL Draft.

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