Cats

Mmm... food. We, humans, love food but do you know who loves food even more? Your pet(s). If your pet is anything like ours, you probably don't get a moment of peace from the moment you open the fridge to the moment you finish your last bite. And of course, if you leave your plate unattended (even if it's empty), your pet will be there faster than you can blink! They are truly sneaky animals. 

Let's be real though, we obviously can't feed our pets 24/7, they would never stop eating and their health would be in jeopardy. They don't know it but we don't feed them 24/7 because we love them and care about their health. Sometimes, we wish we could tell them that so they don't think we're absolute villains. 

We're pretty sure pets think about food 98% of their day, and the other remaining amount they're just dreaming of food.  In collaboration with Israeli artist, Ilana Zeffren, we get a glimpse of what that moment is truly like. 

if you want more cat enjoyment, be sure to check out last week's installment: Illustrator Creates Fun Cat Costume Guessing Game!

You might think it's easy to get some these days, especially with everyone desperate for human contact after lockdown. But it turns out that cat owners often encounter technical setbacks that the average person doesn't, which could stop them from getting lucky in the sex department. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real women's stories of times their cats did everything they could to stop their owners from getting laid, which, if you know a thing or two about kitties, isn't all that surprising. It turns out cats might just be the ultimate c*ck blocks!

We'd love to hear your stories, cat owners! Share it with us in the comments below.

And just a little reader discretion, the following stories are uncensored and quite naughty. Naughty but definitely hilarious, and very relatable. Proceed with caution.

Ever wondered what a day in the life of a veterinarian would look like? Well, wonder no more! One Imgur user that goes by grabboid10 has given us a glimpse into her world and it's filled with cats! 

Being a vet is probably every young animal lover's dream. We know it was ours when we were younglings. The only thing that stops a lot of us from moving forward with this dream is the realization that you'd be seeing a lot of sick animals. And sometimes, animals so sick there's really not much you can do. It's a heartbreaking thought but the animal-lovers that do follow this road are strong, and they are so brave. Thank you to all the vets out there who dedicate their lives to helping animals. Seriously, thank you. 

Recently, there was an AskReddit thread asking the vets of Reddit to share what they wish their clients knew, and it's very informative.

Today we're going on a tour into the day in the life of one veterinarian, cats edition. The following commentary is provided by Imgur user grabboid10:

Prepare yourselves for a cuteness explosion like no other, because imgur user hermesetas has shared their kittens with the world, and none of us were prepared. So tiny, so adorable, so energetic and happy. And what in the world makes our hearts happier than happy kittens in a warm and loving home? That's right, nothing. Happy kittens always make us happy without fault.

The internet has fallen in love with these awwdorable kittens, and you're about to as well. Because whether they're chill and snuggly or energetic and zooming around, these kittens are straight-up too cute for this world. 

Cats are kind of jerks, did you know that? They're also liquid, that you definitely knew. Now, put these two traits together, and you have yourself the one animal that consistently gets itself into places it shouldn't be in. No matter where it is, how hard it was to get in there, if you own a cat or ever have, you know that finding your cat in some insanely random place is an inevitability. And @catshouldnt on twitter definitely knows that too.

You will first, of course, be scared our of your mind, thinking that your feline ran away, and then, when you find it and the feeling of relief that washed over you passes, you will find yourself laughing without pause. Smh, little mischief makers. 

Sunday already? We all know what that means... it means that sadly, tomorrow is Monday once more and another endless workweek. However, tomorrow is also the first of March, so let's try to start off the month on the right foot with joyous and adorable cat videos! 

Whenever we're feeling down or knowing that tomorrow is the start of a new week, we like to fill up on cat goodies, to help ease the pain. And we gotta tell you, it really works. There's nothing quite like a hilarious cat video to cheer someone up, and there's also nothing like a wholesome cat video to bring all the warm and mushy feels. 

Get ready to feel all the feels! 

Oh, it happened again, another weekend is over in the blink of an eye. What we wouldn't do to prologue it... what we wouldn't do to make this weekend just a tiny bit more purrfect... oh! We have exactly what you need cat lovers - it's time for your weekly dose of tumblr goodies, this time in the form of the most purrfectly funny kitty cats on tumblr.

No one does funny cats exactly like tumblr does. They have the ability of making any cat into the funniest post on the internet, and since we love these posts, and they always make us at least smile, we know that they are they best thing to give you to finish this week off and start the next week on the right paw. 

So, have a purrfect week, guys, and see you here for some more tumblr animal funnies next time. 

Wake up, animal meme lovers! It's time to seize the day but before all that seizing, let's take a moment to enjoy the hottest weekly animal memes we happened to stumble across. Let's be honest, starting one's day with a fresh gathering of hilarious animal memes is probably the best way to start ANY day. It just gets you off on the right foot from the very beginning of the day. 

Think about it, would you rather read depressing news from around the world as you drink your coffee, or would you rather laugh at silly memes? We'd take the latter, thank you very much. 

Wishing you all a wonderful and fun-filled Sunday! 

Sometimes, the strangest things go viral on cat twitter, and we accept it and love it and give it as much love as possible. This time, cat twitter has presented us with one of the strangest sleeping phenomena in the cat world. I mean, we all know that cats love sleeping in the weirdest positions and in the weirdest place, but the cat faceplant always takes the cake.

How are they breathing? Are they going through an existential crisis? Are they okay? Should we give them a snack? Doesn't matter. First things first, we should take a picture. And twitter users did just that, adding their own adorable furballs to this viral cat thread and giving us all the cuteness we could have ever asked for this weekend. 

Happy Caturday, fellow cat worshippers! Today is a great day because we're officially in the heart of the weekend and there's nothing for us to do by relax and hang out with our favorite felines. 

Here at 'I Can Has Cheezburger,' we taking Caturday very seriously and have an on-going tradition that we won't be breaking anytime soon... or ever. That tradition entails the devouring of countless cat memes. Promptly followed by even more cat memes as a dessert. Once we are chonky and satisfied, we will find the ray of sunshine beaming through our house and proceed to nap in it for 16 hours. 

Trust us, it's the only true way to celebrate Caturday. 

If you can't get enough of original cat memes, be sure to check us out on Instagram where we feature original cat memes daily! 

Whoever said cats can't love has never seen a cat sit on a pizza box. It is so very clear that pizza is their ultimate love. it's warm, it smells delicious, and it's a box - it's the combination of all of our cats dreams. Suddenly, they'll be giving you puppy eyes, trying to convince you to give them a slice of the deliciousness, or they'll be trying to scratch your eyes out because of your futile attempts to get them off their delicious heater. 

I mean, we can't even question their love for it, considering how much we love pizza too, so... get off, you chaotic little hooligan, this pizza is mine. And thank you to r/CatsOnPizza for providing this delicious and mildly strange cat material. 

Happy Friday, fellow animal lovers! We know it'll be a good Friday after we saw all these recently adopted faces this week! Our hearts are absolutely bursting at the sight of their beautiful faces in their forever homes! 

As always, we would like to start by thanking all of those who have recently adopted a pet, all those who have adopted a pet in the past, and all of those who will be adopting a pet in the future. You all are changing these animals' lives for the better, so, thank you. And a mega-huge-ultra shoutout to those who animal a senior pet or a pet who requires a tad more tender love and care. You are our forever heroes. 

If you're thinking about getting a pet, please consider adoption. So many animals out there are in need of loving homes such as yours. 

There have been times before where we've been asked, by people who don't have pets: "how do you know that they love you back and don't only love the food you give them?" And in our hearts, the answer is obvious - we can feel it. In every interaction, strange and unique as it may be - we feel the love that our pets have for us. 

Today, we're bringing you some proof. Our animal-loving ICanHasCheezburger Facebook users shared with us strange ways in which their pets show them they love them, and they were all so hilariously adorable, we simply had to share them with the rest of you guys. If you love your pet and treat it right, it will show you love back. 

If your pet has some weird ways of showing love too, come tell us about it in our Facebook community: ICanHas Storytime.