A Dump Of 32 Memes And Tweets

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    When you want a midnight snack but your parents are in the kitchen getting divorced
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    Dog - I am on a special diet. Please do not give me treats! bröther they are lying to you
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    Text - Avant Nard @avantnard The Nardfalher Socrates: to do is to be plato: to be is to do scooby: do be do
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    Photo caption - AND THENISAYS TO HER, I SAYS, NO, IGOT YOUR NOSE.
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    Military rank - And i was all like, PEW PEW PEW! PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW! Merica'
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    Organism - teacher: discuss ur ideas with the person next to u the mf sitting next to me:
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    Hair - Roman Army: "Who is Spartacus?" Literally every single slave in italy: Ooh, he might be me
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    Face - your local immagrant @immigrationsuck when you order eminem from wish 5:08 PM · 12/5/19 · Twitter for iPhone
  • 09
    Cat - Our cat is obsessed with blanket forts, so we made him this. He has wares, if you have coin. 39
  • 10
    Cartoon - The look y'all give after y'all just got finished doin the filthiest nastiest shit to each other
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    Cat - When you're drunk and trying to read the taco bell menu from the passenger seat.
  • 12
    Cartoon - Epstein's final moments. 2019 colorized
  • 13
    Text - When your boy who died at the pre game shows up at the club AM
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    Cat - *walking into work on Monday* Boss: hey how was your weeken- Me: The purple.sock
  • 15
    Text - harry styles' plaid flare gucci pants @hellakyra i wish girls who want boob jobs and girls who want boob reductions could just like. venmo each other some tity. 7/11/18, 7:15 PM
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    Text - jen @_zodiaccat to whoever needed to see this: throw away your empty liquor bottles, they're not decor 12:21 PM · 1/20/19 · Twitter for iPhone
  • 17
    Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer I went to lunch with friends and saw my husband at the restaurant. I was going to say his name but he was staring at his phone so I watched him. He was smiling. He typed. Then my phone dinged. And it was a video he forwarded of a dog wrestling a water hose. This is love. 9:14 PM · 4/23/19 · Twitter for iPhone
  • 18
    Text - Dylan Farella @dfarella 2:00pm: Gonna save the other half of this sandwich for later 2:06pm: Time to finish that sandwich
  • 19
    Text - Study: Eating ice cream for breakfast may improve mental performance buff.ly/2WZOQFP @DismalChips I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that the times i had ice cream for breakfast were not during the times my life was going well
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    Text - Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy now.
  • 21
    Text - old tom @YuckyTom the funniest thing i've ever said was on april 11th 2009 to my dad's cat and no one else was around to hear it. a car horn honked and he hopped off my bed and ran downstairs and i said "oh shit is your ride here" and laughed alone to myself for like five minutes straight
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    Dog
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    Text - Stephen Merchant @StephenMerchant Hey @YouTube, maybe don't put ads before first aid vids? I don't have time to watch a Red Lobster ad when my gran is choking on a fish bone Vertaal vanuit het Engels 08-04-15 15:45
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    Text - Marijuana Mama* @marijuana_mom LAUNDRY: Washing - 30 minutes Drying - 60 minutes Putting away -7 to 10 business days
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    Text - Ryan Boyd @ryanaboyd It's sure weird how depression and anxiety are huge problems for young people in a society where everything costs more every year and every single human act gets monetized, on a planet that is boiling alive, must be a coincidence
  • 26
    Product - papaya peach pineapple banana spring water maca powder and raw honey post workout smoothie Markus Gilliland @markusanthony17 obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake
  • 27
    Text - SUCCESSFUL @RayVsJonez You can't let another man come to your wedding with this much sauce. Outrageous l'll call security Davie Wills @DavieLegend If my wife left me for Beckham I would totally get it. l'd help her pack and wish Owill ent them well and hopefully we'd stay friends and I could go round for a BBQ and maybe get close enough to smell him
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    Text - v-ne$$a @V_sugarbaby met a bunch of guys from Harvard yesterday and I kept pretending like I never heard of that school just to piss them off..one of them legit turned red when I said, "Harvard? Is that like a local community college?" LMAOO000O
  • 29
    Text - Riley Davis @Riley_with_a_D Being an aimless 20 something male is exciting because who knows what extremist group will get to me first! 2:40 PM · 09 May 19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Meaghan O'Connell @meaghano a tropical storm BEARING MY MOTHER'S NAME is heading for the beach where my dad is supposed to get married this weekend 9:21 AM · 8/28/19 · Twitter Web App 3,407 Retweets 30.6K Likes
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    Text - Jackie @omggjackiee what's the best drug to have sex on Noah @Noahasf birth control
  • 32
    Text - Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk I have a big problem with this petition. I'm actually 39 years old. Lawrence Ward @LawrWard 3d Disney are remaking Home Alone. This is a petition for them to re-cast 38 year old Macauley Culkin as old Kevin McCallister and have year nobody in the film acknowledge it. Show this thread 1:11 AM 07 Sep 19 · Twitter for Android

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